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    Real life GMC moments

    Ever said something so bad or cheesy that you walk away slapping yourself with embarrassment? I have…

    I just visited a Welsh user called Thomas Jones who had a compatibility error with Adobe, as I was finishing up this was the conversation:

    Thomas: "have you fixed it?"
    Me: “no problem I’ve seen this happen before”
    Thomas: “is it a common problem then?”
    Me: “it’s not unusual”

    I don’t know why I couldn’t restrain myself but it just came out, he looked at me as if he wanted me to go away very quickly… and I did.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

    #2
    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    Ever said something so bad or cheesy that you walk away slapping yourself with embarrassment? I have…

    I just visited a Welsh user called Thomas Jones who had a compatibility error with Adobe, as I was finishing up this was the conversation:

    Thomas: "have you fixed it?"
    Me: “no problem I’ve seen this happen before”
    Thomas: “is it a common problem then?”
    Me: “it’s not unusual”

    I don’t know why I couldn’t restrain myself but it just came out, he looked at me as if he wanted me to go away very quickly… and I did.
    Thanks for that anecdote. I shall treasure it always.,
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      You could have wiggled Sex Bomb or green green grass of home in there also....
      "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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        #4
        ...and Greatest Hits. That would be a stunner.

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          #5
          Thats principality-ist

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            #6
            Ask the user, when he goes swimming, does he take "De Lilo"?

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              #7


              Ah no - poor you Jedi!!!! At least he never said "I've never ever heard that before. Ever." in a really low tone in front of everyone
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                It must be very embarrassing to be a desktop support monkey.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by crack_ho View Post
                  It must be very embarrassing to be a desktop support monkey.


                  Welcome the CUK Crack Ho
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    You know you’re not a homosexual when you can’t for the life of you see how women could be sexually attracted to Tom Jones...

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