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I have a large c 0ck

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    I have a large c 0ck

    next door. The bugger wakes me up every morning with it's "c 0ck a doodle doo" noises.

    Any advice on how to deal with this sensitive issue?

    #2
    Shotgun.

    Do you think I might get away with the same policy on the f****** ***** *** *** ****** ***** builders who insist on using a jackhammer two doors down from about 9am for the whole day?
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      next door. The bugger wakes me up every morning with it's "c 0ck a doodle doo" noises.

      Any advice on how to deal with this sensitive issue?
      Same as squirrels ( see previous posts )

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        #4
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        Shotgun.

        Do you think I might get away with the same policy on the f****** ***** *** *** ****** ***** builders who insist on using a jackhammer two doors down from about 9am for the whole day?
        Wow - what 3 letter swear words did you use? I'm very impressed!!
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          I have a large c 0ck
          am
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            next door. The bugger wakes me up every morning with it's "c 0ck a doodle doo" noises.

            Any advice on how to deal with this sensitive issue?
            You're just trying to draw attention away from my loose ring!!!
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              I hope the "viewers" here won't draw any conclusions regarding the completely unrelated issues of your loose ring and my large c 0ck....

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                #8
                You're just trying to draw attention away from my loose ring!!!
                I dont know... I made the connection quite easily.

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