Your solutions to major world issues

[Bagpuss]

Issue 1: People who faff about when paying at tills

What should be done? They're not sure what they want, they don't have a clue where their purse/wallet is, they order several things but not at once (especailly if it's alcoholic drinks), wait until the amount is cashed up and then remember something else, take a phone call, realise they have no money, check their lotto numbers for 3 weeks.


Grrrrr

Feel free to add solutions and or issues or not etc.
Chico, AndyW etc.

[shaunbhoy]

Crucifixion?

[Spacecadet]

snipers

can also be used on:
People who brake on motorways
people who can't use the lanes on motorways
People who stop immediately afer passing through a door or even worse at he the top of an escalator

[Churchill]

Issue 1: People who faff about when paying at tills

What should be done? They're not sure what they want, they don't have a clue where their purse/wallet is, they order several things but not at once (especailly if it's alcoholic drinks), wait until the amount is cashed up and then remember something else, take a phone call, realise they have no money, check their lotto numbers for 3 weeks.


Grrrrr

Feel free to add solutions and or issues or not etc.
Chico, AndyW etc.

People with a complete lack of tolerance. What do you do with them?

I just can't tolerate intolerance!

[DimPrawn]

Solution is more immigrants. They can then man 100's more tills and no one has to queue ever again.

[SallyAnne]

Issue 2.

People who fanny on while looking for a seat on the train. FFS how difficult is it?!! Sit in the mother f8cking seat and let people passed!!!!

Solution - kill them. Kill them all.

And I bet you'd find that they are the same people faffing at tills too.

[daviejones]

people who walk really slowly and you can't get past them...yep, snipers would work...

[DimPrawn]

Issue 2.

People who fanny on while looking for a seat on the train. FFS how difficult is it?!! Sit in the mother f8cking seat and let people passed!!!!

Solution - kill them. Kill them all.

And I bet you'd find that they are the same people faffing at tills too.

Solution is more immigrants. They can then drive more trains and everyone gets more seats to choose from.

[Mr Crosby]

Hang them

[Bagpuss]

people who walk really slowly and you can't get past them...yep, snipers would work...

There's slow and a reasonably cool pace, it's impossible to look cool while walking at buttock clenching quick pace.