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What's the Food like?

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    What's the Food like?

    A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

    First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge
    fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss he beats it to death
    with a
    spade. Realising his employer wont be best pleased he disposes of the fish
    by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

    Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is
    attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two
    chimps with a
    spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to
    himself, because lions eat anything.

    He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure. He moves on to the last
    job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as
    he starts
    he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a
    pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lions cage because
    lions eat anything.

    Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another
    lion and says "What's the food like here?"

    The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with
    Mushy Bees."

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