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    Scottish footballers

    When will they be able to find one that doesn't look like the Lochness monster?

    Men, if it was a birds pulling competition they would do even worse than in football.
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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    They are just used to what locals call "glasgow kisses"...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Francko View Post
      When will they be able to find one that doesn't look like the Lochness monster?
      The same time they find an Italian footballer who doesn't roll around crying like a small girl every time someone breathes on him!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Francko View Post
        When will they be able to find one that doesn't look like the Lochness monster?

        Men, if it was a birds pulling competition they would do even worse than in football.
        Never realised you played for the other team Franko. Most fans are interested in the play, but if you get your kicks off how they look, well I guess it takes all sorts ...

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          #5
          Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
          The same time they find an Italian footballer who doesn't roll around crying like a small girl every time someone breathes on him!


          BTW it's a well know fact that Francko is a short, hairy, gay bodybuilder.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post

            BTW it's a well know fact that Francko is a short, hairy, gay bodybuilder.


            known

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              #7
              Originally posted by AtW View Post


              known
              Get a life
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post

                BTW it's a well know fact that Francko is a short, hairy, gay bodybuilder.
                A pity I am none of those things (oh well, perhaps a bit hairy).
                I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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