The missus went out to Tescos on saturday and didnt come back for an hour. Nothing unusual really, she normally spends 50 - 90 minutes at the shops on a Saturday.
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My wife went out for a loaf and didn't come back
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My wife went out for a loaf and didn't come back
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Who gives her this loaf?
Perhaps he was a bit quicker because he had a copy of Razzle propped up on the headboard.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThe missus went out to Tescos on saturday and didnt come back for an hour. Nothing unusual really, she normally spends 50 - 90 minutes at the shops on a Saturday.
(hey mods, what's this business about the message being too short then?)Carpe Pactum
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Large Tesco's have clothes departments.
Next time tell her to go to the Tesco Express while the bread maybe 10p more expensive it will save you £3 plus."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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"My 1st wife ran off with my best friend.
I was gutted for years.
I really miss him."
How mean is that - not only does she do a runner but she takes his dog alsoRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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