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Inspired by the great success of the shoes off thread
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Inspired by the great success of the shoes off thread
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More importantly: Loo roll to unwind under or over? What are the relative merits of each approach? I prefer the paper hanging over (away from the wall).Comment
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Baby wipes are a wonderful invention for bum cleaning, though they tend to clog the u-bend if flushed in large quantities.
Incidentally is it just a bloke thing to completely disrobe before sitting down to evacuate the bowels/do the crossword? Or is it just the sort of bloke I attract?Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI prefer the paper hanging over (away from the wall)."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostMore importantly: Loo roll to unwind under or over? What are the relative merits of each approach? I prefer the paper hanging over (away from the wall).
On boats, in caravans or hotel rooms with teensy en-suite cupboards: under (toward the wall) to minimise the chance of getting the loo roll to stick to you when you get out of the shower and thereby ruin half the roll.
God! There just SO MUCH STUFF you need to know to get through life, and school teaches you NONE of it.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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