stirring permies

**SallyAnne** · 20 November 2007, 10:57

Take him out and buy him loads of beer!

He's probably just acting up cause he feels excluded (and secretly knows he's not worthy)...a bit like Bagpuss really.

**rootsnall** · 20 November 2007, 10:58

Sounds like the only real alternative is to wait for him in the car park after work and give him a good kicking.

**r0bly0ns** · 20 November 2007, 10:58

Originally posted by poser View Post

theres a permie here that hates contractors! theres about 8 contractors here at my clcient and there is one permie who has tried to drop us all in the brown stuff, for example walks behind someone and shouts 'surfing the net again...' or just generally tries to make peoples lives miserable by loggin the times people come in in the morinings etc....

suggestions on how to deal with this pratt?

Walk up behind him and say loudly, "Surfing the Internet again?".
Write on a whiteboard in big numbers the time's you leave and arrive, and his.

**poser** · 20 November 2007, 10:59

the guys jus an annoyin jobsworth.... i think laxative in his tea??

**ChimpMaster** · 20 November 2007, 11:00

Walk behind his chair, put two fingers on his nostrils and pull his head back over towards you. Keep your fingers on his nostrils. When he opens his mouth to object - or simply to breathe - pour petrol down his throat and don't stop until he is about to chuck. Ensure minimal spillage.

Light match - or ask other contractor for assistance with this as you should still be blocking his nostrils. Throw match down his throat. Ask for rate rise.

**poser** · 20 November 2007, 11:02

Originally posted by TazMaN View Post

Walk behind his chair, put two fingers on his nostrils and pull his head back over towards you. Keep your fingers on his nostrils. When he opens his mouth to object - or simply to breathe - pour petrol down his throat and don't stop until he is about to chuck. Ensure minimal spillage.

Light match - or ask other contractor for assistance with this as you should still be blocking his nostrils. Throw match down his throat. Ask for rate rise.

did that at last gig dont want to get a reputation now...

**Swiss Tony** · 20 November 2007, 11:03

tape sardines under his desk, complain about his smell

In fact continually knock his self esteem

**Bagpuss** · 20 November 2007, 11:10

His envy will be his downfall, use it against him.

PS Sally Anne must have an opinion on this, whatever it is do the opposite!
Oh dear too late, the woman has ventured into a stupid opinion of her own again

**Zorba** · 20 November 2007, 11:12

Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Take him out and buy him loads of beer!

He's probably just acting up cause he feels excluded (and secretly knows he's not worthy)...a bit like Bagpuss really.

Whilst giving him loads of beer, tell him how easy it is to quit and become a contractor for £.
You will convert him from a contractor hater into a contractor wannabee.
Next, point him at this forum and let slip the dogs of war.

stirring permies