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    Ignore everything

    The best manager I worked with had a saying

    'Ignore everything before the but'

    I always found it to be totally accurate. Do you have any positive memories of good permie managers ?










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    The best permie manager I had was on my first contract. He left after three months to go back to contracting. Taught me everything you need to know about being a contractor.

    Utter beer monster as well.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #3
      I have had one or two good permie managers...but I have also had bad managers that were contractors.
      "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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        #4
        Best permie manager I had would leave a skeleton staff and then move the rest of the dept to the pub everyday at 11:30.

        He would pop back occasionally and check there were no issues & we would return 15:00 ish

        Eventually he was caught out using wifes maiden name to run a company that had contracts at the bank

        Merchant Banks eh... those days are gone forever!
        How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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          #5
          I had a Saturday / school hols / college hols job in a greengrocers from 13 (law? wot law?) to 20. The guv'nor was the most honest and smartest businessman I have ever met. Also, a very good people manager.

          He ran at least 3 businesses too.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #6
            I had a manager who would hire on the basis of how fast someone walked, fast walker = fast worker, he was proven to be right every time.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              'Ignore everything before the but'
              Oh dear I appear to have entered an infinite loop.

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                The best manager I worked with had a saying

                'Ignore everything before the but'

                I always found it to be totally accurate. Do you have any positive memories of good permie managers ?
                I like that and will incorporate it into my rules. I heard a good one from my step dad yesterday which is a Hollywood expression that is:

                "You gotta have 'flip you' money" so you can turn down work you don't want to do and thus never end up lowering your rates/standards or taking a lesser job because you need the money.
                "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  The best manager I worked with had a saying

                  'Ignore everything before the but'

                  I always found it to be totally accurate. Do you have any positive memories of good permie managers ?

                  Variantion on the theme "If there's a 'but', don't do it."
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    I had a manager who would hire on the basis of how fast someone walked, fast walker = fast worker, he was proven to be right every time.
                    Really? Sounds a bit sketchy to me.

                    Even a lazy person occasionally has to run because they're touching cloth.

                    Are you a Dad yet, GJ?

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