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Alistair Darling's Eyebrows

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    Alistair Darling's Eyebrows

    http://www.hm-treasury.gov.uk/about/...le_darling.cfm

    Are they real?

    Why are they such a different colour to his hair?

    Are they to be trusted?

    What do they say about him?

    What do they say about the future of our country?

    Discuss...
    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

    #2
    I think they are too close together...shifty if you ask me..!!!
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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      #3
      Dr Prawn

      Medically, those with dark eyebrows and grey hair are much more likely to develop type II diabetes.

      HTH

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        #4
        I think I know where the lost disks are now
        Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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          #5
          Originally posted by beaker View Post
          I think I know where the lost disks are now
          Have you got them?
          "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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            #6
            I'd like to have them. I bet they are worth a fcekin mint to the 'right' people. A sh!t load of validated names and adresses linked to their NI numbers and banking details.
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #7
              are they on ebay yet? (the discs not his eyebrows!)
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #8
                Some bastard said to me over weekend I look more like Alistair Darling every day cos I also have fair hair (no it isn't going white, how dare you?) and black eyebrows. I think I may start wearing a paper bag over my head.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #9
                  They are an alien symbiote, like the one that attached to Venom. Don't take your eyes off the brows!

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                    #10
                    I could never trust anyone whose eyebrows are a different colour to his hair.

                    Darlings have the makings of developing into Dennis Healey's monsters unless he keeps trimming them

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