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I have solution for HMRC fiasco

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    I have solution for HMRC fiasco

    Instead of

    Select *
    From TaxRecords
    Where PersonInvolvedWithChildBenefits = 'true'

    Try this

    Select Name, NationalInsuranceNumber
    From TaxRecords
    Where PersonInvolvedWithChildBenefits = 'true'

    where do I send the invoice?
    Last edited by tay; 21 November 2007, 19:31.

    #2
    Have you ever considered a job in the Cabinet?
    If you've got a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire...Gordon Brown ...( cue music )

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      #3
      Even I can do that much SQL.
      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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        #4
        Originally posted by tay View Post

        where do I send the invoice?
        Print it out, stick it in an envelope and give it to TNT to deliver.

        oh, right, hang on a mo.

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          #5
          Phew, I thought it would involve taking my shoes off.

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            #6
            Just made me laugh when the news tonight reported that all the bank details were only included as it was to hard to seperate it... wonder how much the consultants told them it would cost?

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              #7
              Originally posted by tay View Post
              Instead of

              Select *
              From TaxRecords
              Where PersonInvolvedWithChildBenefits = 'true'

              Try this

              Select Name, NationalInsuranceNumber
              From TaxRecords
              Where PersonInvolvedWithChildBenefits = 'true'

              where do I send the invoice?
              Doh! Do keep up you lunatic. The senior civil servant responsible didn't do that as EDS would charge them too much.

              On a side note: you won't get far in this contracting game giving £37,850 (allegedly) contracts away, for free FFS, just like that.

              threaded in "I always recommend M$ Windows to my clients" mode
              Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
              threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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