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SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 12:01
Hi All,

The Xmas do is next Friday, so I thought I'd post the details again for those who haven't seen.

Please Admins if you could give us a temporary sticky that would be brilliant!

And please can everyone try not to ruin the thread with stupid replies (I know that will be near on impossible for some of you like) :)



Meeting place: All Bar One, Soho. between 6 and 7.

http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/12/12905/All_Bar_One/Soho



(I'm hoping to get there for 6, but I'm reliant on British Rail...say no more).


I'd imagine we'll move on by half 7/8ish, so anyone definately coming PM me and I'll give you my mobile incase you're delayed or anything.


Come on be brave everyone and turn up :D


Sal
:banana: :banana: :banana:

realityhack
30th November 2007, 12:09
I'm there mate.

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 12:11
I'm there mate.

What, now?!!

It's not til next Friday mate :laugh


IGMC (but wont wear it obviously, being a geordie) :)

Cassus Deli
30th November 2007, 12:12
I'll be there. I look forward to meeting you all.

Troll
30th November 2007, 12:15
I will be attending,
as will

Spartacus
AtW
All the Doctor Who characters
El Duder
Andy W

Oh... CD says he may be there too

realityhack
30th November 2007, 12:18
What, now?!!

It's not til next Friday mate :laugh


IGMC (but wont wear it obviously, being a geordie) :)
:p And I know what you mean about not wearing a coat - it's still miniskirt weather oop in the Toon, reet?

miffy
30th November 2007, 12:23
I'm working the next three weekends and on friday evenings I have to prep which takes up a good few hours (all billable which is good), but the downside is I can't make it. :(

I’m a new contractor anyway and this is my first gig so I won’t be missed! Next year I will definitely be there.

Your weight loss is looking great by the way. Well done!

chasingtheaurora
30th November 2007, 12:24
I'll be there with my crutches. :frown

James Tiberius Kirk
30th November 2007, 12:26
Will the Lizard be there?

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 12:29
I will be attending,
as will

Spartacus
AtW
All the Doctor Who characters
El Duder
Andy W

Oh... CD says he may be there too

Really?!!!!! Are you really coming troll?

Ah excellent!!!!! :yay: :yay:

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 12:30
:p And I know what you mean about not wearing a coat - it's still miniskirt weather oop in the Toon, reet?

It certainly is :D

The snow is a b*gger on the old fake tan though :laugh

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 12:31
I'm working the next three weekends and on friday evenings I have to prep which takes up a good few hours (all billable which is good), but the downside is I can't make it. :(

I’m a new contractor anyway and this is my first gig so I won’t be missed! Next year I will definitely be there.

Your weight loss is looking great by the way. Well done!

Ah wow, thanks miffy!!!

You are so cute, yes you are, yes you are!!! :)

See you next year!

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 12:32
I'll be there with my crutches. :frown

Well you'll be easy to spot then :laugh

Excellent :yay: :yay:

cailin maith
30th November 2007, 12:33
It certainly is :D

The snow is a b*gger on the old fake tan though :laugh

Makes me look brown though! :rolleyes:

tay
30th November 2007, 12:35
I am in the nieghbourhood, going out for dinner for my birthday with the wife, but I will have look through the window on the way past so I know what you bozo's all look like :wink

TheFaQQer
30th November 2007, 12:36
I am in the nieghbourhood, going out for dinner for my birthday with the wife, but I will have look through the window on the way past so I know what you bozo's all look like :wink

I'm sure she won't mind if you pop in to say hello, though.

You could finally meet CM in the flesh...

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 12:36
I am in the nieghbourhood, going out for dinner for my birthday with the wife, but I will have look through the window on the way past so I know what you bozo's all look like :wink

:laugh

Come in for a drink you miserable old sod!!

tay
30th November 2007, 12:39
I'm sure she won't mind if you pop in to say hello, though.

You could finally meet CM in the flesh...

:eek

No no no.. I am as annoying in real life as I am on a messageboard. Do you know how hard it is to get blood off your clothes? I do :frown

cailin maith
30th November 2007, 12:41
:eek

No no no.. I am as annoying in real life as I am on a messageboard. Do you know how hard it is to get blood off your clothes? I do :frown

Don't worry, I'm Irish - I have learned how to inflict pain with out the mess of blood

HTH :D

snaw
30th November 2007, 12:41
I'm 50/50 - I have my work Xmas party the night before. Experience tells me that I may be a bit broken come Friday.

Clippy
30th November 2007, 12:43
:laugh

Come in for a drink you miserable old sod!!

Yeah, and don't forget to take your shoes off when you do.

TheFaQQer
30th November 2007, 12:43
:eek

No no no.. I am as annoying in real life as I am on a messageboard. Do you know how hard it is to get blood off your clothes? I do :frown

I find that hard to believe :D

In all seriousness - if you are in the area you should call in.

A Hungry Polar Bear
30th November 2007, 13:11
I'd love to come but sadly can't. I'll just stay here in the dark, way too far north for the aurora, waiting.

Have fun those that can make it.

Xenophon
30th November 2007, 13:17
I'll be there. Seems like it is heading for a big turn-out this year Can't wait!

Well done SA for sorting it out. Again.

:grin

I'll be at the bar...

tay
30th November 2007, 13:19
You guys going to wear big name badges with your forum names to make stalkers lives easier?

DimPrawn
30th November 2007, 13:20
Everyone should wear an "I'm Spartacus" badge.

:laugh

Moose423956
30th November 2007, 13:22
Can't make it. Boo hoo.

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 13:22
Everyone should wear an "I'm Spartacus" badge.

:laugh

Ah yeah - we could maybe all come in togas?!!! :D

At least that would stop all the "what should I wear" questions (Cailin, The FaQQer) :laugh

KathyWoolfe
30th November 2007, 13:23
Everyone should wear an "I'm Spartacus" badge.

:laugh

But I thought everybody IS Spartacus (even me!)

Bagpuss
30th November 2007, 13:24
I'll be there. I look forward to meeting you all.

Sounds like a right ding dong of a do, I am tempted as long as SASguru will be there.

KathyWoolfe
30th November 2007, 13:28
I'll be thinking of you all next Friday evening then. Hopefully I'll be closer to the action by the time of the next CUK event.

snaw
30th November 2007, 13:28
I'll be there. I look forward to meeting you all.

You'll be the guy in tight jeans, red braces and doc martins then? You'll love soho, right up yer alley ;-)

DimPrawn
30th November 2007, 13:29
You'll be the guy in tight jeans, red braces and doc martins then? You'll love soho, right up yer alley ;-)

That's Nazi-ist that is.

Ruprect
30th November 2007, 13:30
To SallyAnne - are you as generous with your affections in real life as you are on here? :wink :spank: :hug: :music:

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 13:36
To SallyAnne - are you as generous with your affections in real life as you are on here? :wink :spank: :hug: :music:

No - I'm a stone faced, fridgid cow in real life :)

tay
30th November 2007, 13:37
No - I'm a stone faced, fridgid cow in real life

Now you are just trying to me all unneccesary.... mmmm stone faced, fridgid cows .......

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 13:39
Now you are just trying to me all unneccesary.... mmmm stone faced, fridgid cows .......

Stop being unneccesary in the Xmas thread!!!! :eek:

Bagpuss
30th November 2007, 13:40
To SallyAnne - are you as generous with your affections in real life as you are on here? :wink :spank: :hug: :music:

Why do you think we are meeting so early? So we can all go back to SA's hotel for a geek bang

Cassus Deli
30th November 2007, 13:40
You'll be the guy in tight jeans, red braces and doc martins then? You'll love soho, right up yer alley ;-)

I'm particularly looking forward to meeting sasguru.

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 13:42
Why do you think we are meeting so early? So we can all go back to SA's hotel for a geek bang

Bagpuss - I wouldn't bang you if a plague of syphillis had spread throughout the world and yours was the last puss free noddy.

tay
30th November 2007, 13:43
Bagpuss - I wouldn't bang you if a plague of syphillis had spread throughout the world and yours was the last puss free noddy.

Is that maybe?

(No means just be more annoying until she eventually finds you charming)

Bagpuss
30th November 2007, 13:43
Bagpuss - I wouldn't bang you if a plague of syphillis had spread throughout the world and yours was the last puss free noddy.

I was hoping for a greedy girls session:smokin

sasguru
30th November 2007, 13:43
Bagpuss - I wouldn't bang you if a plague of syphillis had spread throughout the world and yours was the last puss free noddy.

:laugh

It's not the first time he's heard that.

Bagpuss
30th November 2007, 13:45
:laugh

It's not the first time he's heard that.

Do say you will be coming to the party!

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 13:45
:laugh

It's not the first time he's heard that.

:rollin:

Bagpuss
30th November 2007, 13:46
:laugh
:rollin::laugh

sasguru
30th November 2007, 13:46
Strangely enough I'll be in the vicinity on another do. But meeting CD might be too tempting for me to resist. :wink

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 13:47
Strangely enough I'll be in the vicinity on another do. But meeting CD might be too tempting for me to resist. :wink

Ah call in for a quick drink!!!!!!

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 13:48
:laugh:laugh

:rolleyes:

Are you coming like?

DimPrawn
30th November 2007, 13:48
:laugh:laugh

:laugh

sasguru
30th November 2007, 13:53
:rolleyes:

Are you coming like?

Unlikely. His self-esteem doesn't let him appear in public.

Bagpuss
30th November 2007, 13:54
:rolleyes:

Are you coming like?

No it's just the way I'm sat, I am tempted.

DimPrawn
30th November 2007, 13:55
:laugh

It's not the first time he's heard that.


Do say you will be coming to the party!


:rollin:


:laugh:laugh


:rolleyes:

Are you coming like?


:laugh


:laugh:laugh:laugh

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 13:55
No it's just the way I'm sat, I am tempted.

No!!!!!! You're not allowed!!!!

if I fancied you I'd have to kill myself :eek:

sasguru
30th November 2007, 13:55
No it's just the way I'm sat, I am tempted.

:laugh
Improving...

Bagpuss
30th November 2007, 13:56
No!!!!!! You're not allowed!!!!

if I fancied you I'd have to kill myself :eek:


to all the girls i've ever loved before:cool:

tay
30th November 2007, 14:04
to all the girls i've ever loved before

you have eventually had to apply puncture repair kits?

sasguru
30th November 2007, 14:05
you have eventually had to apply puncture repair kits?


:rollin:

Game set and match to Tay.

Bagpuss
30th November 2007, 14:07
you have eventually had to apply puncture repair kits?

No I get inner tubes filled with gel these days, very good for dealing with those annoying little pr icks

tay
30th November 2007, 14:10
No I get inner tubes filled with gel these days, very good for dealing with those annoying little pr icks

Mate.... thats a bit of an open goal.....

KathyWoolfe
30th November 2007, 14:14
you have eventually had to apply puncture repair kits?

:yay::yay::yay:

Bagpuss
30th November 2007, 14:15
Mate.... thats a bit of an open goal.....

You're not the Bike Sex guy are you?

tay
30th November 2007, 14:16
You're not the Bike Sex guy are you?

Move along... nothing to see here.. move along :emb

Bagpuss
30th November 2007, 14:21
Move along... nothing to see here.. move along :emb


Except the usual tired out SASguru cliches:eyes

Diver
30th November 2007, 14:23
Except the usual tired out SASguru cliches:eyes

If you two are going to spend the rest of your lives bitch slapping each other, get married or get a room for Christ's sake

cailin maith
30th November 2007, 14:41
Ah yeah - we could maybe all come in togas?!!! :D

At least that would stop all the "what should I wear" questions (Cailin, The FaQQer) :laugh

SA - you said you wouldn't tell!!!

Bagpuss
30th November 2007, 14:47
Sounds like The Faqqer could be wearing Cailin by the end of the night

TheFaQQer
30th November 2007, 14:48
Ah yeah - we could maybe all come in togas?!!! :D

At least that would stop all the "what should I wear" questions (Cailin, The FaQQer) :laugh

I haven't asked that!!!!!!

I said I'd wait until nearer the time to do that.

DimPrawn
30th November 2007, 14:48
Sounds like The Faqqer could be wearing Cailin by the end of the night

Dirty Faqqer!

cailin maith
30th November 2007, 14:51
Sounds like The Faqqer could be wearing Cailin by the end of the night

Nah - I'd just be something old he found at the back of the wardrobe :rolleyes:

cailin maith
30th November 2007, 14:51
I haven't asked that!!!!!!

I said I'd wait until nearer the time to do that.

I did :o :o :o

The shame - oh the girlie shame.... but at least I know now!! :D

tay
30th November 2007, 14:53
Nah - I'd just be something old he found at the back of the wardrobe

You are the Ice Queen of Narnia?

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 14:54
SA - you said you wouldn't tell!!!

:rollin: :rollin:

Sorry - I couldn't resist :laugh

cailin maith
30th November 2007, 14:55
You are the Ice Queen of Narnia?

have we met? :confused:

tay
30th November 2007, 14:56
Sorry - I couldn't resist

The Tay digs wenches who gossip with other wenches and then tells everyone.

cailin maith
30th November 2007, 14:56
:rollin: :rollin:

Sorry - I couldn't resist :laugh

Right well, shot drinking competition next friday then..... you;ll be so sorry!!

tay
30th November 2007, 14:58
have we met?

I dont usually disclose my identity.. but this is me.....

http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/review/film/img/narnia1.jpg

You remember me now?

cailin maith
30th November 2007, 15:13
I dont usually disclose my identity.. but this is me.....

http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/review/film/img/narnia1.jpg

You remember me now?

Great - the one with the big ears!

tay
30th November 2007, 15:17
Bit personal aint it. :frown

I am just ear blessed.

sli_gryn
30th November 2007, 15:21
if you can stand a foreigner mouthing off about the weather, i'll stick my head in (if i don't get lost, that is!)

so, what's the most obvious visual clue as to where/who people are? the bunch with the "Hello, my name is..." stickers on their jumpers or something else?

:confused:

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 15:25
if you can stand a foreigner mouthing off about the weather, i'll stick my head in (if i don't get lost, that is!)

so, what's the most obvious visual clue as to where/who people are? the bunch with the "Hello, my name is..." stickers on their jumpers or something else?

:confused:

Have a look on CUK Slackers on facebook and memorise the photos! :D

Or head for the guy on crutches - that has to be a clue!

Also...there wont be THAT many big groups of people meeting in there between 6 and 7 will there? Dont southerners go out late?

Diver
30th November 2007, 15:28
if you can stand a foreigner mouthing off about the weather, i'll stick my head in (if i don't get lost, that is!)

so, what's the most obvious visual clue as to where/who people are? the bunch with the "Hello, my name is..." stickers on their jumpers or something else?

:confused:

They will all have laptops logged on to cuk in front of them :D

sasguru
30th November 2007, 15:29
I'll be bitch-slapping CD all over the pub :wink

Ruprect
30th November 2007, 15:51
I'll be bitch-slapping CD all over the pub :wink

Like the bitch you are

sasguru
30th November 2007, 16:50
Like the bitch you are

The bitch is the slappee not the slapper.

Zorba
30th November 2007, 17:22
But I thought everybody IS Spartacus (even me!)

We are. That's why I'm not coming.

SallyAnne
30th November 2007, 20:09
The bitch is the slappee not the slapper.

Fe*k!!

Drink!!

EternalOptimist
30th November 2007, 20:48
are 900 year olds invited












:rolleyes:

Gonzo
30th November 2007, 20:57
are 900 year olds invitedYes.

The ones that spend their time on here with their petty in-fighting are unlikely to turn up.

But last year we found out that everyone's real persona was astonishingly like their online one.

Ardesco
30th November 2007, 22:15
Right well, shot drinking competition next friday then..... you;ll be so sorry!!

Vodka??? Tequilla???

Been ages since I have done that, I am sooo going to have to be there :)

In all serious my gig finished today so I may well be able to get down and waddle my 32 BMI frame in there so you can all rip the piss out of me for being morbidly obese even though I don't believe a word of it myself!!!!

Spartacus
30th November 2007, 22:24
Everyone should wear an "I'm Spartacus" badge.

:laugh
I can make it to the bash but I'm not going to.

Or am I?

:alien

Diver
30th November 2007, 23:37
Yes.

The ones that spend their time on here with their petty in-fighting are unlikely to turn up.

But last year we found out that everyone's real persona was astonishingly like their online one.

You mean I'm probably cute and cuddly in real life too ?

darmstadt
1st December 2007, 08:52
We have our yearly bash in the Greek on Rheinstrasse that day. We have a gift ceremony where you cannot spend more than €15 on something and these all given a number and then you receive a random present. I've got some pretty good stuff that way. The last couple of years we've also added a bottle of something which gives everyone an excuse to get rid of that old bottle of cheap Retsina which has been sitting around (or in one case, Domestos.) After the meal, charades are played which causes some amusement for the Germans and Greeks in the place with drunken English, Irish, Scottish and occasionally Germans and Italians make complete prats of themselves. At the end of the evening the owner gives the ladies all a bottle of wine and the men get a voucher for a free meal for 2. Then its off to the pub for a sesh...

SallyAnne
3rd December 2007, 11:29
Bump!!!!

Churchill
3rd December 2007, 11:34
Bump!!!!

Steady girl!

You've just caused a tidal surge!

:hug:

SallyAnne
3rd December 2007, 11:47
Steady girl!

You've just caused a tidal surge!

:hug:

Ooops - sorry!! :o

SallyAnne
4th December 2007, 21:25
BUMP!!!!

Howey admins man - can we not have a sticky on this for 3 days man?

Please!!!

:hug:

cailin maith
4th December 2007, 21:28
BUMP!!!!

Howey admins man - can we not have a sticky on this for 3 days man?

Please!!!

:hug:

I'm getting nervous now SA.....

TheFaQQer
4th December 2007, 21:33
if you can stand a foreigner mouthing off about the weather, i'll stick my head in (if i don't get lost, that is!)

so, what's the most obvious visual clue as to where/who people are? the bunch with the "Hello, my name is..." stickers on their jumpers or something else?

:confused:

It's easy - just go round the pub trying to shake hands with people using the secret CUK handshake.

Remember folks, one finger only :D

SandyDown
4th December 2007, 21:38
I am not going ot make it either... don't see the need to go out with some fake unreal bunch of anonymous posters - I have real friends you know :D



:laugh :laugh

only kidding, have fun.

Board Game Geek
4th December 2007, 22:58
Alas, I can't make it since I'm hardly in the Ivy League to afford the sort of places you lot frequent.

However, if you are feeling up for a boogie, Friday is our Goth/Metal night at www.insanitorium.co.uk

see ya folks

SallyAnne
5th December 2007, 10:03
It's easy - just go round the pub trying to shake hands with people using the secret CUK handshake.

Remember folks, one finger only :D

hat's a great way of recognising each other :D :D

ewwwwwwwww though!!!! It'll put me off my drink!! :eek:

tay
5th December 2007, 10:07
It'll put me off my drink!! :eek:

I find that a little hard to believe...

Bagpuss
5th December 2007, 10:08
Sally, Is it still back to your hotel after the initial get to know each other drinks?

Jog On
5th December 2007, 10:10
I can’t make this one anymore – sorry folks – maybe next year

Xenophon
5th December 2007, 10:10
Unfortunately, I can't be there as I'll be thousands of miles away, but I'm hoping there will be plenty of photos taken and put up on photobucket or imageshack......

Hey up, FG. Long time no hear. Hope all is well with you.

SallyAnne
5th December 2007, 10:10
Sally, Is it still back to your hotel after the initial get to know each other drinks?

Why do you keep saying stupid things like that?

Have you never actually socialised with females before like?

Do girls only fit into "relatives" or "whores" categories for you?

Xenophon
5th December 2007, 10:14
I can’t make this one anymore – sorry folks – maybe next year

Aw, Jog On. Shame.

This is what happened last year. Last minute drop-outs. Would be good if all the interest that has been shown this year does lead to a good turn-out.

I'll be at the bar at 5:05 on Friday.

Bagpuss
5th December 2007, 10:14
Why do you keep saying stupid things like that?

Have you never actually socialised with females before like?

Do girls only fit into "relatives" or "whores" categories for you?

Of course not, I only meet women through online chat rooms:eyes

sasguru
5th December 2007, 10:15
Why do you keep saying stupid things like that?

Have you never actually socialised with females before like?

Do girls only fit into "relatives" or "whores" categories for you?

You just get the strong feeling he's not used to women, don't you?
Do you reckon he's a virgin?

Bagpuss
5th December 2007, 10:16
Which day is SASguru free day again?:laugh

sasguru
5th December 2007, 10:18
Which day is SASguru free day again?:laugh

18 February 2017. If you try hard you might find a woman by then, even if you have to pay.

Ruprect
5th December 2007, 10:19
The bitch is the slappee not the slapper.

Thanks for the clarification you slapper!

tay
5th December 2007, 10:21
Do girls only fit into "relatives" or "whores" categories for you?


*tip toes around the mine field*

SallyAnne
5th December 2007, 10:23
You just get the strong feeling he's not used to women, don't you?
Do you reckon he's a virgin?

He's just such a sad pathetic looser.

He makes AtW look like a stud.

sasguru
5th December 2007, 10:25
He makes AtW look like a stud.

OH! That is probably the worst insult ever ...
:rollin:

Bagpuss
5th December 2007, 10:25
He's just such a sad pathetic looser.

He makes AtW look like a stud.

How does one become an online stud?

tay
5th December 2007, 10:27
Check out my style and form Bagpuss... all the wenches swoon for me around here.

sasguru
5th December 2007, 10:27
How does one become an online stud?

Good question and very relevant to you as it's the only type of stud you are likely to become.

Bagpuss
5th December 2007, 10:28
SASguru must have some tips on being an online stud:laugh

cailin maith
5th December 2007, 10:28
Check out my style and form Bagpuss... all the wenches swoon for me around here.

:sick now my keyboard is covered in tea :sick :sick I would rather gouge my own eyes out with a rusty spoon

sasguru
5th December 2007, 10:30
This film was based on Baggy's life:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405422/

Bagpuss
5th December 2007, 10:31
Good question and very relevant to you as it's the only type of stud you are likely to become.

You are so far from the mark, but I guess you can only draw from your own limited chubby chasing experience

tay
5th December 2007, 10:36
now my keyboard is covered in tea I would rather gouge my own eyes out with a rusty spoon

Dont fight the lust baby.. dont fight the lust. ;)

I think the fact the Tay is unobtainable to these chicks just makes the craving stronger in them.

TimberWolf
5th December 2007, 10:48
It's easy - just go round the pub trying to shake hands with people using the secret CUK handshake.

Remember folks, one finger only :D

Also don’t forget to do the ‘touch your elbows behind your back’ experiment.
(and to post photographic evidence here).

SallyAnne
5th December 2007, 11:12
This film was based on Baggy's life:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405422/

Nah the guy in that film ends up getting a woman...

realityhack
5th December 2007, 11:14
This is what happened last year. Last minute drop-outs. Would be good if all the interest that has been shown this year does lead to a good turn-out.

I'll be at the bar at 5:05 on Friday.
Yep - this year should be good if half the people who expressed an interest turn up. I'll see you at the bar.

SallyAnne
5th December 2007, 11:16
Yep - this year should be good if half the people who expressed an interest turn up. I'll see you at the bar.

Has anyone heard from Gooner?

Bagpuss
5th December 2007, 11:17
Nah the guy in that film ends up getting a woman...

Sally, why do you have it in for me? these imaginary insults have no effect other than turning me on:wink

SallyAnne
5th December 2007, 11:20
imaginary insults

oh they're real insults - trust me they're real.


Are you coming on Friday? :)

tay
5th December 2007, 11:21
I would be seriously impressed if he did turn up.

Bagpuss
5th December 2007, 11:23
oh they're real insults - trust me they're real.


Are you coming on Friday? :)

Sally I can't dislike you no matter how nasty you are to me, because you are a nice person. I am tempted to turn up, maybe I can lose my virginity, I know SAS is up for it.

SallyAnne
5th December 2007, 11:26
I would be seriously impressed if he did turn up.

Me too...although it would never believe it was actually him!

SallyAnne
5th December 2007, 11:27
Sally I can't dislike you no matter how nasty you are to me, because you are a nice person. I am tempted to turn up, maybe I can lose my virginity, I know SAS is up for it.

I dont think SAS is planning on getting that p*ssed.

Bagpuss
5th December 2007, 11:29
I dont think SAS is planning on getting that p*ssed.

Oh he is but at home with no online friends to play with

cailin maith
5th December 2007, 11:31
Sally I can't dislike you no matter how nasty you are to me, because you are a nice person. I am tempted to turn up, maybe I can lose my virginity, I know SAS is up for it.

Helping you lose your virginity?

Bagpuss
5th December 2007, 11:48
Helping you lose your virginity?

Yes, I know he's a bit lose downstairs from all those years of pillow biting but I'm willing to learn

Moose423956
5th December 2007, 11:48
Yes, I know he's a bit lose downstairs from all those years of pillow biting but I'm willing to learn

I'm SO glad I'm not going. Have fun.

tay
5th December 2007, 11:50
I'm SO glad I'm not going. Have fun.

After recent events I am definately erring towards the no side....

TheFaQQer
5th December 2007, 11:56
I'm SO glad I'm not going. Have fun.

You never know, there might be an (e) there.....

SallyAnne
5th December 2007, 12:32
You never know, there might be an (e) there.....

Excellent - white gloves on and whistles out everyone :music: :music: :music:

EqualOpportunities
5th December 2007, 12:33
Excellent - white gloves on and whistles out everyone :music: :music: :music:

Is that a banning I see in the distance?

cailin maith
5th December 2007, 12:35
You never know, there might be an (e) there.....

He can barely manage

a
b
c
d

or the other one... is it X?

Paula
5th December 2007, 12:36
Is this site advocating drug abuse!?

EqualOpportunities
5th December 2007, 12:38
Is this site advocating drug abuse!?

Nice to see you chewing on a tulip for a change.

Paula
5th December 2007, 12:40
Nice to see you chewing on a tulip for a change.

Either your eyesight is incredible, or you had to enlarge the image. Good job you can type with one hand sweetie

x

EqualOpportunities
5th December 2007, 12:41
Either your eyesight is incredible, or you had to enlarge the image. Good job you can type with one hand sweetie

x

I've always had incredible eyesight.

sasguru
5th December 2007, 12:43
I've always had incredible eyesight.

unlike atw who is almost blind from too much you know what ....

Paula
5th December 2007, 12:47
unlike atw who is almost blind from too much you know what ....

I want to caress your club foot:p

TimberWolf
5th December 2007, 12:50
I want to caress your club foot:p

It may be a foot, but I don't use it as a rule.

TimberWolf
5th December 2007, 12:54
Ok, it may be short, but it is thin!

SallyAnne
5th December 2007, 13:32
Either your eyesight is incredible, or you had to enlarge the image. Good job you can type with one hand sweetie

x

Hey Paula - we've all missed you so much :wave:

EqualOpportunities
5th December 2007, 13:37
Hey Paula - we've all missed you so much :wave:

:choking

tay
5th December 2007, 13:40
SA is either a black belt in sarcasm or.. a complete loony

Sockpuppet
5th December 2007, 13:44
Decided I am getting a hotel out in the sticks and getting tube in.

Couldn't be arsed to fanny about with hotels in london parking a mile away.



But now I get a text message from some chick I know inviting me out...gah! So an evening with you muppets or a very very slim chance at some action.

tay
5th December 2007, 13:49
But now I get a text message from some chick I know inviting me out...gah! So an evening with you muppets or a very very slim chance at some action.

Why cant you do both?

Moose423956
5th December 2007, 13:50
Either your eyesight is incredible, or you had to enlarge the image. Good job you can type with one hand sweetie

x

Sorry, x is taken.

TimberWolf
5th December 2007, 13:57
...black belt in sarcasm...

:laugh

TheFaQQer
5th December 2007, 14:01
Hey Paula - we've all missed you so much :wave:

He's been in TPD today and last night.

youwhut
5th December 2007, 14:09
Anyone fancy a 'do' up north?

EqualOpportunities
5th December 2007, 14:11
Anyone fancy a 'do' up north?

No, it's grim. Everyone knows that.

cailin maith
5th December 2007, 14:16
Anyone fancy a 'do' up north?

We're having it in Feb - Manchester probably but not decided on a date yet.

TheFaQQer
5th December 2007, 14:16
Anyone fancy a 'do' up north?

There's been a thread about this somewhere before. Let's get this one out of the way first....

Moose423956
5th December 2007, 14:19
We're having it in Feb - Manchester probably but not decided on a date yet.

Can you wait that long?

cailin maith
5th December 2007, 14:21
Can you wait that long?

Well seing as I am going to the one on Friday, I can wait! :D :D

youwhut
5th December 2007, 14:34
Okay, I don't want to flood this thread with us located up north harping on about our 'do'. But, I celebrate Christmas in December and not February.

Did those from the south really think that Christmas is in February up north?

Anyone located near Leeds fancy a beer in the next couple of weeks?

tay
5th December 2007, 14:35
Okay, I don't want to flood this thread with us located up north harping on about our 'do'. But, I celebrate Christmas in December and not February.

Did those from the south really think that Christmas is in February up north?

Anyone located near Leeds fancy a beer in the next couple of weeks?

I think your sales pitch could do with a bit of polishing.

Mr Crosby
5th December 2007, 14:37
Okay, I don't want to flood this thread with us located up north harping on about our 'do'. But, I celebrate Christmas in December and not February.

Did those from the south really think that Christmas is in February up north?

Anyone located near Leeds fancy a beer in the next couple of weeks?

I'm in Sheffield this week and then the week starting the 17th probably.

cailin maith
5th December 2007, 14:47
Okay, I don't want to flood this thread with us located up north harping on about our 'do'. But, I celebrate Christmas in December and not February.

Did those from the south really think that Christmas is in February up north?

Anyone located near Leeds fancy a beer in the next couple of weeks?

I'm up north too - but a lot of people felt it was too short notice to have one before Christmas too. and to be honest I don't have a free Thurs, fri or sat night between now and then - but if you can get enough people together - go for it!!

youwhut
5th December 2007, 14:49
My time is limiting too, but I am keen.

SallyAnne
5th December 2007, 15:08
He's been in TPD today and last night.

Of how lovely for you all.

Such a wonderful person Paula...

Anyway - SP...stop being a sap!!! Either pick a better excuse, or bring the lass with you (or better still, make her wait to see you!)

I've just put my tree up :D :D :D And I've got the "countdown to Xmas" charts on TMF........I'm feeling VERY xmassy!!!

Moose423956
5th December 2007, 15:10
Of how lovely for you all.

Such a wonderful person Paula...

Anyway - SP...stop being a sap!!! Either pick a better excuse, or bring the lass with you (or better still, make her wait to see you!)

I've just put my tree up :D :D :D And I've got the "countdown to Xmas" charts on TMF........I'm feeling VERY xmassy!!!

Show us your baubles!

SallyAnne
5th December 2007, 15:11
Show us your baubles!

No, but my angel is clearly a geordie lass - she's half way down the tree :eek:

EqualOpportunities
5th December 2007, 15:23
No, but my angel is clearly a geordie lass - she's half way down the tree :eek:

What, gob first?

SallyAnne
5th December 2007, 15:38
What, gob first?

That was your 1000th post :)

Are you proud?!! :laugh

EqualOpportunities
5th December 2007, 15:43
That was your 1000th post :)

Are you proud?!! :laugh

I always knew it would be poignant :D

SallyAnne
5th December 2007, 16:14
I always knew it would be poignant :D

:rollin: :rollin:

realityhack
5th December 2007, 17:54
"countdown to Xmas" charts on TMF........I'm feeling VERY xmassy!!!
:spel TFM

Does MacFarlan still do the late night phone-in?

Go on oor Sal - motivate the slackers :) There's no excuse other than outright cowardice - and I can testify that the last Xmas bash was a right laugh.

TheFaQQer
5th December 2007, 17:59
:spel TFM

:laugh

xoggoth
5th December 2007, 19:02
Have fun yall. Why have yall (apart from Caillin Maith) used real names on that facebook thing? Now still no idea what anyone actually looks like. Attendees not really my generation, either literally or in sense of having been posting on CUK for umpteen years but if I get drunk enough first I might turn up.

chef
5th December 2007, 19:16
so SA, or anyone else, do you have a final or rough list of who is going?

TheFaQQer
5th December 2007, 21:11
Have fun yall. Why have yall (apart from Caillin Maith) used real names on that facebook thing? Now still no idea what anyone actually looks like. Attendees not really my generation, either literally or in sense of having been posting on CUK for umpteen years but if I get drunk enough first I might turn up.

Well, the whole idea of Facebook is to use your real name and picture. Otherwise, it's just another forum (except not as good at forum type things).

And I'm not sure that Samuel Peeps, Fife Times and Ted Bear are real names, either.

SallyAnne
6th December 2007, 09:50
<To the tune of Annie....>

We're gonna meet up, tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
We'll all da-ance
Just thinking about, tomorrow
Makes me want to do a little wee-ee
in my pa-ants

Tomorrow, Tomorrow, All Bar One, Tomorrow,
It's only 33 hours away...

:banana: :banana:

cailin maith
6th December 2007, 09:52
<To the tune of Annie....>

We're gonna meet up, tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
We'll all da-ance
Just thinking about, tomorrow
Makes me want to do a little wee-ee
in my pa-ants

Tomorrow, Tomorrow, All Bar One, Tomorrow,
It's only 33 hours away...

:banana: :banana:

Sweetheart, we already know about your bladder problems :laugh :laugh

SallyAnne
6th December 2007, 10:01
Sweetheart, we already know about your bladder problems :laugh :laugh

:D I'm just getting excited :D

TheFaQQer
6th December 2007, 10:12
:D I'm just getting excited :D

Just don't sneeze.

Swiss Tony
6th December 2007, 10:15
Who's bringing the incontinence pants for SA?

Xenophon
6th December 2007, 10:18
Who's bringing the incontinence pants for SA?

They are being air-lifted in by Thunderbird 2...