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    Dreadlock Holiday

    Dreadlock holiday in Sudan


    I was walkin' down the street
    Concentratin' on truckin' right
    I heard a dark voice beside of me
    And I looked round in a state of fright
    I saw four faces one mad
    A brother from the gutter
    They looked me up and down a bit
    And turned to each other

    I say
    I don't like teddies oh no
    I love it
    I don't like teddies oh no
    I love it
    Don't you walk thru my school
    You got to show some respect
    Don't you walk thru my school
    'Cause you ain't heard me out yet

    Well he looked down at my teddy bear
    He said I'll give you five lashes
    I said you've got to be jokin' man
    It was a present from me Mother
    He said I like it I want it
    I'll take it off your hands
    And you'll be sorry you crossed me
    You'd better understand that you're alone
    A long way from home

    And I say
    I don't like prison no no
    I hate it
    I don't like prison oh no
    I hate it
    Don't you cramp me style
    Don't you queer on me pitch
    Don't you walk thru my words
    'Cause you ain't heard me out yet

    I hurried back to the little school
    wit a bear call mohammed
    I heard a dark voice beside me say
    Would you like something harder
    She said I've got it you want it
    My harvest is the best
    And if you try it you'll like it
    And wallow in a Dreadlock Holiday

    And I say
    Don't like prison oh no
    I hate her
    Don't like prison oh no
    I hate her oh yea
    Don't you walk thru her words
    You got to show some respect
    Don't you walk thru her words
    'Cause you ain't heard her out yet

    I don't like prison
    I love it (Dreadlock Holiday)
    I don't like prison
    I love it (Dreadlock Holiday)
    Don't like prison
    I love her (Dreadlock Holiday)




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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Dreadlock holiday in Sudan


    I was walkin' down the street
    Concentratin' on truckin' right
    I heard a dark voice beside of me
    And I looked round in a state of fright
    I saw four faces one mad
    A brother from the gutter
    They looked me up and down a bit
    And turned to each other

    I say
    I don't like teddies oh no
    I love it
    I don't like teddies oh no
    I love it
    Don't you walk thru my school
    You got to show some respect
    Don't you walk thru my school
    'Cause you ain't heard me out yet

    Well he looked down at my teddy bear
    He said I'll give you five lashes
    I said you've got to be jokin' man
    It was a present from me Mother
    He said I like it I want it
    I'll take it off your hands
    And you'll be sorry you crossed me
    You'd better understand that you're alone
    A long way from home

    And I say
    I don't like prison no no
    I hate it
    I don't like prison oh no
    I hate it
    Don't you cramp me style
    Don't you queer on me pitch
    Don't you walk thru my words
    'Cause you ain't heard me out yet

    I hurried back to the little school
    wit a bear call mohammed
    I heard a dark voice beside me say
    Would you like something harder
    She said I've got it you want it
    My harvest is the best
    And if you try it you'll like it
    And wallow in a Dreadlock Holiday

    And I say
    Don't like prison oh no
    I hate her
    Don't like prison oh no
    I hate her oh yea
    Don't you walk thru her words
    You got to show some respect
    Don't you walk thru her words
    'Cause you ain't heard her out yet

    I don't like prison
    I love it (Dreadlock Holiday)
    I don't like prison
    I love it (Dreadlock Holiday)
    Don't like prison
    I love her (Dreadlock Holiday)





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      #3
      Chan

      I was surprised to hear the 10CC version on the radio the other day, it just seems so racist in our PC times.

      Good effort though
      If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

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