Chimps beat students in cognitive skills test

[DimPrawn]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7124156.stm

Chimpanzees have an extraordinary photographic memory that is far superior to ours, research suggests.

Young chimps outperformed university students in memory tests devised by Japanese scientists.

Now why does that not surprise me? Question is, are the chimps on £750/day though?

[NoddY]

Now why does that not surprise me? Question is, are the chimps on £750/day though?

They are in some places.

[sasguru]

Question is, are the chimps on £750/day though?

Only if they can spell apparently

[Diver]

And why aren't any of them posting on here?

Oh! sorry NickFitz

[TimberWolf]

And why aren't any of them posting on here?

'Cos that's what TPD is for?

[Ruprect]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7124156.stm

Chimpanzees have an extraordinary photographic memory that is far superior to ours, research suggests.

Young chimps outperformed university students in memory tests devised by Japanese scientists.

Now why does that not surprise me? Question is, are the chimps on £750/day though?

But can they neck 8 pints of Stella and steal some traffic cones? I think not.

[Diver]

'Cos that's what TPD is for?

Yes, and you spent a long time on there with me in the wee hours of this morning M

[TimberWolf]

8 pints of Stella

Which also happens to be the answer to: what is the difference between a dog and a fox.

[TimberWolf]

Yes, and you spent a long time on there with me in the wee hours of this morning M

True, but I am proud to be dumb

[Diver]

But can they neck 8 pints of Stella and steal some traffic cones? I think not.

In South America during the summer, they nicked a ladder. escaped from a zoo, and beat a Taxi driver to death. close enough.
The lead chimp was called Satan apparently