Loo Seat Issue

[DodgyAgent]

I have had a complaint from members of my staff that "liquid" is being applied to/left on the loo seats. Now I have recruited some new staff recently so the finger of suspicion has fallen on them.
This is not something that I really want to deal with, but as ever I am being called upon to show "leadership" here.
You may think that this is a frivolous attempt to lower the tone of the discussion board late on a Friday afternoon, but it is actually presenting me with a bit of a problem
What do I do? any suggestions

[DiscoStu]

Take the fuse out of the coffee machine.

HTH

[sasguru]

Set up a spy cam

[DimPrawn]

Questions

Nature of liquid.

Is it applied liberally or sparingly.

Are you employing people from the 3rd world to whom a WC is a new concept?

[DiscoStu]

Also, you could post the question in the "Ask Beaker" thread. He's a fountain of wisdom.

[BrowneIssue]

Remove the loo seat.

[DiscoStu]

Remove the toilets.

[beaker]

Also, you could post the question in the "Ask Beaker" thread. He's a fountain of wisdom.

[Denny]

I have had a complaint from members of my staff that "liquid" is being applied to/left on the loo seats. Now I have recruited some new staff recently so the finger of suspicion has fallen on them.
This is not something that I really want to deal with, but as ever I am being called upon to show "leadership" here.
You may think that this is a frivolous attempt to lower the tone of the discussion board late on a Friday afternoon, but it is actually presenting me with a bit of a problem
What do I do? any suggestions

Just make your sales staff work much, much harder than they already are. That way they will sweat so much that no water will ever reach their kidneys for extraction via the renal canals.

Fellow CUKers. Be prepared for a lot more timewasting calls from DAs office plugging you for leads and sending you on wild goose chase interviews and putting loads more false ads up on Jobserve.

There, job done.

The invoice is in the post. ....and, DA, I don't want a Marks and Spencer voucher for this brilliant brainwave of mine.

[BrowneIssue]

When recruiting, add "must be able to use a loo properly" to the person spec. and conduct a practical test in the interview.