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I've been making pots of money from kiddie porn

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    I've been making pots of money from kiddie porn

    When my previous contract was due to end a couple of weeks ago, I was resigned to spending at least a couple of months on the bench over Christmas.

    But at the last minute I bagged a perl contract, two weeks at first but now extended to six months. It turned out that the client's two long-serving perl programmers, and the mainstays of the company's IT dept, had been sacked on the spot the previous week for being caught with highly dodgy porn on their company laptops, leaving nobody who knew the perl code or even perl itself.

    Apparently the porn was "about as bad as it gets", although no one seemed to know what, or if they did weren't admitting it. So I'm only guessing it was kiddie stuff, but what else would prompt instant sackings these days unless it's a matter of principle with any porn being found?
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    you should tell the police in case they are not aware. ring up anonymously.

    I hear a similar story when I was at UBS in 1995. On my team. Turned out it was only gay porn. Dont let your imagination get carriec away.

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      #3
      Yeh, I would have thought any major hardcore would be sackable. Or might just be harmless gay necrophile chimpanzee scat movies. Who hasn't got a bit of that on their computer?
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Or might just be harmless gay necrophile chimpanzee scat movies. Who hasn't got a bit of that on their computer?
        I think anything with poo or wee would be described by most straight laced clients as "about as bad as it gets". I am with the Xog though, it's is all natural bodily functions after all. Embrace the scat

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          #5
          Originally posted by Owlhoot
          I've been making pots of money from kiddie porn
          Is this your plan xxx?

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            #6
            Originally posted by administrator View Post
            I think anything with poo or wee would be described by most straight laced clients as "about as bad as it gets". I am with the Xog though, it's is all natural bodily functions after all. Embrace the scat

            Does this have implications for TPD?

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              #7
              Administrator, you are clearly also a ghastly old perve for agreeing with me. Disgusting. Please ban yourself immediately.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #8
                My Mum worked in an office where somebody had downloaded and then printed out some kiddie porn. Unfortunately for him something went wrong with a print job, and it ended up printing out the next morning when the IT guy had fixed it.

                Needless to say he was instantly out the door and reported to the police. He was a 40-something who still lived with his mother; nuff said.
                Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                  #9
                  The best thing is that you can be as rubbish a programmer as you like now. As long as you don't surf the grumble-sites, the client will think you're great.

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