They grow up so quickly these days

[Moose423956]

My youngest daughter (8) has a book called "Let's talk about where babies come from". She showed me a picture (a cartoon actually) of a man and woman in bed, under the covers, man on top of woman - she said the book says they're having a special cuddle to make a baby.

Then she said "It looks like they're having sex".

It's quite an informative book actually. Apparently I have an epididymus. First I've heard of it. I wonder if I've got other bits that I haven't heard of.

[TheFaQQer]

Try "Mummy Laid An Egg" - that has some interesting pictures in it.

[chicane]

Think yourself lucky. Most of the kids on the housing estate near where i live are actively participating rather than just talking about it by the age of 8.

[DS23]

as long as that is not why you live there...

[Cooperinliverp00l]

I remember sex education and we watched a video that had two robots in it ?? how funny

[chicane]

as long as that is not why you live there...

The inside of your mind is a dirty, dirty place.

[DS23]

i know. the cleaner is on strike.

[gingerjedi]

My girl is almost 3 weeks old and hasn't said a word yet? I'm training her hard to say daddy first.

[oracleslave]

My girl is almost 3 weeks old and hasn't said a word yet? I'm training her hard to say daddy first.

3 weeks, bit ambitious that.

[TheFaQQer]

My girl is almost 3 weeks old and hasn't said a word yet? I'm training her hard to say daddy first.

It may be a touch early.

Give it another few days and start beating her if she hasn't managed to recite the complete works of Shakespeare by then.