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    Who's really clever?

    I'm looking for inspiration.

    There has to be more to the world of cleverness than being good at IT..

    Will someone please show me the way.

    Thanks.
    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

    #2
    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    I'm looking for inspiration.

    There has to be more to the world of cleverness than being good at IT..

    Will someone please show me the way.

    Thanks.
    What's so clever about IT ?
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      Me - I am super clever...
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #4
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Me - I am super clever...
        Blonde




        Just kidding
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          Originally posted by Jog On View Post
          I'm looking for inspiration.

          There has to be more to the world of cleverness than being good at IT..

          Will someone please show me the way.
          Define clever?

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            #6
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Me - I am super clever...
            Me too - chicks can multi-task...that's pretty clever.
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              Me too - chicks can multi-task...that's pretty clever.
              I can multi-task, I can scratch my balls and watch TV at the same time!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                I can multi-task, I can scratch my balls and watch TV at the same time!
                Back again Winston, with your usual flair for posting the relevant and interesting.
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                  I'm looking for inspiration.

                  There has to be more to the world of cleverness than being good at IT..

                  Will someone please show me the way.

                  Thanks.
                  Can you solve the Listener crossword? Reputedly the hardest crossword in the world. ( I've solved three in five years... ).

                  Can you wax eloquent on philosophy, biochemistry, string theory, Dickens, Victor Hugo, economic theory?
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    Me too - chicks can multi-task...that's pretty clever.
                    My experience of the famed female ability to 'multitask' is that at a superficial level it is true - i.e. conducting banal telephone conversations while cooking my tea works fine

                    However most men can out perform this by being able to conduct doggy style s*x on the carpet while watching the footie on the TV and drinking beer at the same time

                    However if the tasks involve something more substantive such as running complex multi faceted projects, then they are really no better or worse than yer Joe Bloggs... just (very occasionally) prettier

                    HTH
                    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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