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    #1

    Verry Drunk

    Just home from my xmas work footy 5-a-side tournament. 1 girl per team (hehe). We won - 140 players.

    2nd top goal scorer. 2nd top MOM, I'm waknered.

    Got cracked onto by two hot chicks in tournyey, Got cracked onto by one hot slovenian chick on way home on tube. Oh to be single ... I'm feeling pretty good right now! Ego is lovin it!
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Just home from my xmas work footy 5-a-side tournament. 1 girl per team (hehe). We won - 140 players.

    2nd top goal scorer. 2nd top MOM, I'm waknered.

    Got cracked onto by two hot chicks in tournyey, Got cracked onto by one hot slovenian chick on way home on tube. Oh to be single ... I'm feeling pretty good right now! Ego is lovin it!
    Best go and c***k one out and be done with it.

    Sorry ferret.

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      I drink Becks

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        Then sleep the sleep of the just and victorious
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Originally posted by Clippy View Post
          Best go and c***k one out and be done with it.

          Sorry ferret.
          pretty sure I'm not capable atm ...
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            Ah well, crack open another tinnie and enjoy.

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              Nah, bed. Night all!
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

              Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                G'Night
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  I drink Becks
                  I always thought you were Posh.
                  Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                  C.S. Lewis

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                    Originally posted by snaw View Post
                    Just home from my xmas work footy 5-a-side tournament. 1 girl per team (hehe). We won - 140 players.

                    2nd top goal scorer. 2nd top MOM, I'm waknered.

                    Got cracked onto by two hot chicks in tournyey, Got cracked onto by one hot slovenian chick on way home on tube. Oh to be single ... I'm feeling pretty good right now! Ego is lovin it!
                    Bearing in mind you were sh1tfaced, just how 'pretty' does the panel think these young 'ladies' were?
                    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                    Thomas Jefferson

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