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    Iraq outside of my office. The 'mericans are letting of a load of weaponary this week and today its well loud. There's a tank barracks just around the corner and big firing range and every now and then they go loopy with heavy fire. Probably getting ready to invade somewhere...
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    They've invaded Germany.

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      Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
      They've invaded Germany.
      Well since they turned up late last time, they thought they'd get a head start on this one.

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        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        Iraq outside of my office. The 'mericans are letting of a load of weaponary this week and today its well loud. There's a tank barracks just around the corner and big firing range and every now and then they go loopy with heavy fire. Probably getting ready to invade somewhere...
        I just love the smell of depleted uranium in the morning.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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