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    Midlife crisis

    Anyone had one, having one or just looking foreward to having one.

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Anyone had one, having one or just looking foreward to having one.
    I've got the single by Faith No More. Any help?

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      #3
      Mid life crisis can be expensive so not really looking forward to having one.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Anyone had one, having one or just looking foreward to having one.
        Spill the beans, what you think about doing?

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          #5
          my wife reckons I'm having one, but my 18 year old girlfriend doesn't agree....
          Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon

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            #6
            I plan on never leaving childhood.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bluebird View Post
              my wife reckons I'm having one, but my 18 year old girlfriend doesn't agree....
              The jury's out until you buy a Boxster.

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                #8
                Go on and wring my neck
                Like when a rag gets wet
                A little discipline
                For my pet genius
                My head is like lettuce
                Go on dig your thumbs in
                I cannot stop giving in
                I'm thirty-something


                Sense of security
                Like pockets jingling
                Midlife crisis
                Suck ingenuity
                Down through the family tree


                You're perfect, yes, it's true
                But without me you're only you (you're only you)
                Your menstruating heart
                It ain't bleeding enough for two

                It's a midlife crisis.. It's a midlife crisis..


                What an inheritance
                The salt and the kleenex
                Morbid self attention
                Bending my pinky back
                A little discipline
                A donor by habit
                A little discipline
                Rent an opinion


                Sense of security
                Holding blunt instrument
                Midlife Crisis
                I'm a perfectionist
                And perfect is a skinned knee


                You're perfect, yes, it's true
                But without me you're only you (you're only you)
                Your menstruating heart
                It ain't bleeding enough for two
                It's a midlife crisis...............


                It's a midlife crisis...
                It's a midlife crisis...


                You're perfect, yes, it's true
                But without me you're only you (you're only you)
                Your menstruating heart
                It ain't bleeding enough for two
                It's a midlife crisis...............
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  My husband (ex) had one - dyed his hair blue and started going out with his students.... I should have ended it then
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #10
                    Men have a permanent mid-life crisis - the only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

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