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    New tax ideas for Gordon

    Tax pets:
    1) Dogs: £100 pa
    2) Cats: £10
    3) Rabbits: £5
    4) Spiders: £10000

    #2
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Tax pets:
    1) Dogs: £100 pa
    2) Cats: £10
    3) Rabbits: £5
    4) Spiders: £10000
    Squirrels?
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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      #3
      Originally posted by daviejones View Post
      Squirrels?
      It's illegal to keep grey squirrel as pets

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        #4
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        It's illegal to keep grey squirrel as pets
        I still think there is scope to tax them. How about snakes? We should have a huge tax on snakes...slippery suckers..
        "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          Tax pets:
          1) Dogs: £100 pa
          2) Cats: £10
          3) Rabbits: £5
          4) Spiders: £10000
          5) Those elctric buggy things you see pensioners in blocking pavements, supermarkets etc. Pay tax or walk you lazy f_____s

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            It's illegal to keep grey squirrel as pets
            What about red? Besides Gray squirrels are vermin.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
              What about red? Besides Gray squirrels are vermin.
              "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


              Thomas Jefferson

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                #8
                tax on homes lived in as second houses or owned by companies or by people who don't have only a British passport.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                  What about red? Besides Gray squirrels are vermin.
                  Greys are friendlier and more adaptable. If anything that should be learnt from this debacle is that red squirrels, while also cute, did not adapt well enough to the situation and thus got almost wiped out. Something to think about for any contractor out there, especially for truckers - would you consider driving school bus socky?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    tax on homes lived in as second houses or owned by companies or by people who don't have only a British passport.
                    Moustaches too, don't forget them.
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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