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    Black Eye Friday!!!

    So I'm out straight from work today, topping up one of my many addictions/problems

    I'd imagine Sunderland is going to be one holy mess


    I dont know why I started this thread - probably just to attention seek...

    And to tell you all that I love you all* very much, and I hope you all have a wonderful Black Eye Friday/Xmas Eve/Xmas/Boxing Day/New Year, etc etc etc






    * excluding all nobbas, obviously. Yous know who yous are!
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    * excluding all nobbas, obviously. Yous know who yous are!
    I'm not that sure anymore - apparently I'm both 'the poshest person on CUK' and 'an elitist ****', but you hugged me at the Xmas party so I'll take the benefit of the doubt.

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      #3
      I thought this was going to be a thread about girls going running.

      Have a good night, anyway
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        #4
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        I'm not that sure anymore
        Really?!!!

        Well that's my crisps well and truly p*ssed in

        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          I thought this was going to be a thread about girls going running.


          Have a great evening/weekend/hols/party season oor Sal - and to everyone, in case I don't catch you before the end of the week/weekend:

          Happy Christmas!

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
            Well that's my crisps well and truly p*ssed in
            No snackwetting here lass.

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              #7
              Originally posted by realityhack View Post


              Have a great evening/weekend/hols/party season oor Sal - and to everyone, in case I don't catch you before the end of the week/weekend:

              Happy Christmas!
              yay!!!! That's better!!!

              Love you loads mate - have a great one
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                I'd imagine Sunderland is going to be one holy mess





                No change there then...
                Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon

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                  #9
                  Black Eye Friday!!!

                  I had no idea there was a name for it!! I've had 2 xmas dinners where I've had to explain to the in-laws how I managed to get a black eye just before xmas.

                  The first one I took the pi55 out of a work colleague only to find he had a very low tolerance to alcohol and a very sharp temper, he was a little bloke so I put that down to Napoleon syndrome.

                  The second time a group of us were asked to leave a nightclub as one of our party was being sick on the bar, a couple of girls outside dressed in Santa outfits started laughing at us so I called one of them a nasty name only to be promptly punched in the eye.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #10
                    Hey! If I'd known SA was hugging people at xmas party I'd 'ave gone.
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