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    CUK Girls Night Out

    What a fantastic night out we had on the Thames last night. Thanks to all the girls who were PM’ed. My flat resembled a storm shelter with so many girls staying here last night. I don’t know how some of the CUK men found out where the party was but on the bright side some of them did get lucky.

    Merry Christmas everyone.

    #2
    The pope is a tard.

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      #3
      oxo with Sunday lunch

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        #4
        Originally posted by Nina View Post
        What a fantastic night out we had on the Thames last night. Thanks to all the girls who were PM’ed. My flat resembled a storm shelter with so many girls staying here last night. I don’t know how some of the CUK men found out where the party was but on the bright side some of them did get lucky.

        Merry Christmas everyone.
        Translation:

        atw just had a w***.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by Nina View Post
          What a fantastic night out we had on the Thames last night. Thanks to all the girls who were PM’ed. My flat resembled a storm shelter with so many girls staying here last night. I don’t know how some of the CUK men found out where the party was but on the bright side some of them did get lucky.

          Merry Christmas everyone.
          I got lucky - staying in watching the dancing was better than what went on from the accounts I have heard.

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            #6
            Someone please call Broadmoor - a couple of their patients appear to be missing.

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Translation:

              atw just had a w***.
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                #8
                Originally posted by Nina View Post
                What a fantastic night out we had on the Thames last night. Thanks to all the girls who were PM’ed. My flat resembled a storm shelter with so many girls staying here last night. I don’t know how some of the CUK men found out where the party was but on the bright side some of them did get lucky.

                Merry Christmas everyone.
                Why was I not told of parties where CUK members might get lucky ?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by 2uk View Post
                  Why was I not told of parties where CUK members might get lucky ?
                  Because they don't exist

                  That is if you'd don't count the northern do when CM's Sister will fall victim to my charms.

                  See I was going to ask if she wanted continental or full english breakfast for when I book the hotel but decided to book one of each and eat the one that she doesn't want. Proper gentlemen me like.






                  Its much easier to wind CM up when she checks the board and is not on a christmas break.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                    Because they don't exist

                    That is if you'd don't count the northern do when CM's Sister will fall victim to my charms.

                    See I was going to ask if she wanted continental or full english breakfast for when I book the hotel but decided to book one of each and eat the one that she doesn't want. Proper gentlemen me like.


                    Its much easier to wind CM up when she checks the board and is not on a christmas break.
                    Envy will get you nowhere.

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