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Competition: Suggestions For My New Signature

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    Competition: Suggestions For My New Signature

    It is time I updated my signature. The tpd reference therein harks back to the days where inline images were permitted and Fortune Green topped the tpd poster list with a veritable plethora of racy pic postings.

    tpd is now a different place. It is nice and friendly and crazy busy with a cheery, wavy community. It is fair to say that tpd has moved on and so should my signature.

    I put it to the CUK community to suggest some wording for my new signature.

    The Rules
    - the wording must be clean and acceptable as a forum signature
    - the wording can't be too long
    - the wording can be amusing, topical, random, whatever
    - the wording can be original or plagiarised

    The Prize
    I will choose my favourite suggestion and add it as my signature along with a name-check of the poster who came up with it.

    Witty posters - step forward!

    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

    #2
    I don't know about witty - but topical?

    Xenophon
    2 parts Red Bull, 8 Champagne
    Does away with all the pain.

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      #3
      <thread hijack>
      To follow that - I notice I don't have a signature, any suggestions welcome.
      </thread hijack>

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        #4
        Xenophon
        test please delete
        The most wavy thread in CUK history
        Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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          #5
          How about

          "Visit TPDVille and help it grow"?
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            #6
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            <thread hijack>
            To follow that - I notice I don't have a signature, any suggestions welcome.
            </thread hijack>
            I would quote CM and suggest:

            Realityhack
            'Nutter'
            Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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              #7
              How about something historical like:

              Xenophon

              Laying the path for Alexander the Great
              Or how about
              Xenophon

              I may be married but I have a thing for men.

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                #8
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                <thread hijack>
                To follow that - I notice I don't have a signature, any suggestions welcome.
                </thread hijack>
                RealityHack - the voice of Radio 4
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                  #9
                  Xenophon - tongues aren't optional
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                    #10
                    How about . . .

                    "Any similarity between this, and the signature suggested by <posters' name> is purely conicidental"
                    The vegetarian option.

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