I cant believe I did that

[EternalOptimist]

What a plonker !

I put the vinegar on my chips first, so , obviously, all the salt stuck to the top of me chips.

What a mistake to make at my time of life

[crack_ho]

But if you put the salt on first the vinegar would have washed it down to the bottom of the newspaper.

I think there might be a market for a salt and vinegar applying machine.
See you on Dragons Den.

[daviejones]

I like my chips absolutely dripping in vinegar, so I have to put it on first or it washes the salt away!!!

I am not saying you are not a plonker though!!

[rootsnall]

As a vinegar man myself I'm surprised I've never come across this issue before

[BoredBloke]

Why not dissolve the required amount of salt in the vinegar and apply this vinegar/salt solution to your chips

[gingerjedi]

Why not dissolve the required amount of salt in the vinegar and apply this vinegar/salt solution to your chips

What a great idea... If you're quick to market Sarsons are in for a shock!

[EternalOptimist]

Why not dissolve the required amount of salt in the vinegar and apply this vinegar/salt solution to your chips

Another namby pamby liberal attempt to stifle a healthy debate

[SallyAnne]

While we're on the subject....a while back I went to the chippy and got fish and chips, and the guy put the fish on top of the chips, asked me if I wanted S&V (to which I obviously replied yes), then he proceded to coat the fish with S&V!!!!!!

What a fcugkin diptulip.

It comes to something when you cant even get decent, well trained chip shop staff in this country ffs

[gingerjedi]

While we're on the subject....a while back I went to the chippy and got fish and chips, and the guy put the fish on top of the chips, asked me if I wanted S&V (to which I obviously replied yes), then he proceded to coat the fish with S&V!!!!!!

What a fcugkin diptulip.

It comes to something when you cant even get decent, well trained chip shop staff in this country ffs

So where did he put the gravy?

[SallyAnne]

So where did he put the gravy?

I didn't get gravy - I was darn sarf at the time so it didn't seem appropriate