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One for the guys...How does one deal with...

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    One for the guys...How does one deal with...

    ...a stiffy at work.

    Stay sitting at your desk until it goes down?

    Walk around in a hunched up manner?

    Talk very loudly so people look at your face not your crotch?

    #2
    Secretary + store cupboard = satiated relief
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Secretary + store cupboard = satiated relief
      I don't fancy our secretary. He's not my type.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
        I don't fancy our secretary. He's not my type.
        So that isn't you in the graphic illustration on the office toilet wall
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          What about my GF, she just come in room asked me to weigh her t*ts if me hands to see if they felt lighter

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
            What about my GF, she just come in room asked me to weigh her t*ts if me hands to see if they felt lighter
            I'm a good judge of weight PM me the address and I'll be right there
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #7
              Bumfluff's girlfriend + store cupboard = satiated relief
              Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
                What about my GF, she just come in room asked me to weigh her t*ts if me hands to see if they felt lighter
                Are you at work?

                Edit: can't remember what I was going to say.

                Edit: oh yeah...nice tits!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
                  What about my GF, she just come in room asked me to weigh her t*ts if me hands to see if they felt lighter
                  Pictures/Linky please please please please pretty please
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #10
                    No pics sorry but to be honest I couldnt tell if there were heaver or lighter I had to have a good check though

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