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I can’t believe I said this….

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    I can’t believe I said this….

    Running a training session.

    We took a break.

    I must have been thinking about spreading wings.

    I suggested people spread their legs, instead of stetch.

    This was certainly a great icebreaker!

    What is the dumbest thing you have said in work?

    #2
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

    What is the dumbest thing you have said in work?
    "I'll take a look at that outsourced code for you if you like?"
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

      What is the dumbest thing you have said in work?
      Yes, I'll accept that 12 month extension on this dead end god foresaken project.

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        #4
        Yes, of course it's been fully tested.



        No, wait, that wasn't me.

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          #5
          In my yoof on the first afternoon of a new contract I was approached by the PM (who I had never met before) who introduced himself and asked if there were any problems... he knew I had just been in a heavy meeting session concerning security matters - I responded that things were fine but there were a few issues - meaning my fecking email account still wasn't up... he took it as a criticism of the security model and started to fly off the handle about contractors shouldn't criticise the Project on their first day... blah blah blah and then stormed off!
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #6
            Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
            What is the dumbest thing you have said in work?
            Yes I'd love to come and work for your company.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Yes, I'll accept that 12 month extension on this dead end god foresaken project.
              ditto
              It's Deja-vu all over again!

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