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    I think I need to go, but I'm worried about my permie manager not letting me. What should I do?

    Wilmslow
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    #2
    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I think I need to go, but I'm worried about my permie manager not letting me. What should I do?

    Wilmslow
    Just do it in your chair.
    The pope is a tard.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
      I think I need to go, but I'm worried about my permie manager not letting me. What should I do?

      Wilmslow
      Haha BUMP

      sorry, fell off my chair with the wit....

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        #4
        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        I think I need to go, but I'm worried about my permie manager not letting me. What should I do?

        Wilmslow
        ask your manager for a review and then ask if permies are allowed to go the toilet..

        then go permie
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          Why dont we do it - in the Road ?
          Why dont we do it - in the Road ?


          NO-ONE WILL BE WATCHING US - WE DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD ?

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            #6
            Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
            I think I need to go, but I'm worried about my permie manager not letting me. What should I do?

            Wilmslow
            perhaps you should be more worried that he find out you're posting on a messageboard...
            Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon

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              #7
              Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
              I think I need to go, but I'm worried about my permie manager not letting me. What should I do?

              Wilmslow


              Put your hand up of course!

              After your probationary period it will no longer be a problem. All permies have a bag fitted!
              Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                I think I need to go, but I'm worried about my permie manager not letting me. What should I do?
                Stick a cork up your arse and see how long it takes for you to fill up with tulip.

                Gosh. That was quick! Now you're ready for management.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                  #9
                  I remember back in school during English lessons we had to ask to go to the toilet in English (which was foreign language to me) - you could not do it too often, so it required tactical thinking to get out when the hardest question was about to get asked. Raising hand also normally meant you volunteer to answer question, so you had to be careful...

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                    #10
                    AtW,

                    Is that a pic of your hand up a squirrels arse??
                    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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