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    Am I missing out ?

    I heard about Sodom and Gomorrah when I was a kid in Sunday school and I always thought 'Great the bad guys got it', of course now that I am grown up I am quite fond of the old 'Sodom activity' now and then.

    The problem is this, I dont think I ever got Gomorrah'erd. What the f*** do you have to do to get a good gomorrahing ? does it hurt, what implements or oils do you need?


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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I heard about Sodom and Gomorrah when I was a kid in Sunday school.

    The problem is this, I dont think I ever got Gomorrah'erd.
    Just go back and see the priest and say you're ready for his second lesson.

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      I heard about Sodom and Gomorrah when I was a kid in Sunday school and I always thought 'Great the bad guys got it', of course now that I am grown up I am quite fond of the old 'Sodom activity' now and then.

      The problem is this, I dont think I ever got Gomorrah'erd. What the f*** do you have to do to get a good gomorrahing ? does it hurt, what implements or oils do you need?


      puzzled of Perivale

      I think being Gomorrah'erd is what you get when you've been Sodom'd
      It's Deja-vu all over again!

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        #4
        Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
        I think being Gomorrah'erd is what you get when you've been Sodom'd
        Or Gomorrahoids maybe.
        The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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          #5
          Gomorreah perhaps.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
            Or Gomorrahoids maybe.

            No, those are what you get when you've been here

            http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...39-toilet.html
            It's Deja-vu all over again!

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              #7
              Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
              No, those are what you get when you've been here

              http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...39-toilet.html
              Wouldn't work for me - the amount of chilli I eat dictates the frequency with which I rest upon the throne.
              The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                #8
                Well either way you're shafted.

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