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    Does anyone here actually do any work?

    Surely this has been asked before but I'm on the bench and I'm struggling to keep up.

    Do any of you actually have any work to do today between discussing muslims, house prices and potatoes?
    Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

    #2
    No, next.
    ǝןqqıʍ

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      #3
      Originally posted by beaker View Post
      Surely this has been asked before but I'm on the bench and I'm struggling to keep up.

      Do any of you actually have any work to do today between discussing muslims, house prices and potatoes?
      Yes, however I have effectively delegated it to less senior members of the team, so they can 'learn'.
      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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        #4
        Yes.

        I've not been on here all day.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #5
          Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
          Yes, however I have effectively delegated it to less senior members of the team, so they can 'learn'.
          Me too. I have Bob Shawadiwadi working for me. All I have to say to him is "Do the needful, Bob".

          Much cheapness, plenty quickness.

          PS Bob says to say Hi.
          Last edited by sasguru; 15 January 2008, 15:16.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            "Am I normal?"
            Originally posted by beaker View Post
            Surely this has been asked before but I'm on the bench and I'm struggling to keep up.
            Yes! I am!

            I have had the same thought many times. I have never been in a contract where I could possibly have kept up to date with a discussion forum during the day.

            I must be getting the wrong gigs!

            PS Should this be in the "Ask Beaker" thread?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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              #7
              Originally posted by beaker View Post
              Surely this has been asked before but I'm on the bench and I'm struggling to keep up.

              Do any of you actually have any work to do today between discussing muslims, house prices and potatoes?
              Who's been talking about potatoes?

              Where can I get in on that action?
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                I've often thought the same thing - some of you must be serious dossers.

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                  #9
                  I multitask.

                  Currently in a workshop, someone else is running it - I interject occassionally with intelligent comments.

                  And read the fora/forums
                  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Me too. I have Bob Shawadiwadi working for me. All I have to say to him is "Do the needful, Bob".

                    Much cheapness, plenty quickness.

                    PS Bob says to say Hi.
                    Well I have a Muslim working for me and he insists on washing his feet in the hand sink before kneel-down time.

                    Are Muslims born this flexible, or do they train? Beaker?
                    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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