Peggy

[EternalOptimist]

There was a young man from Llanelli
who met a young lady called Peggy
She got herself hot
by reaming his bot
and filming it all for the telly

[Churchill]

There was a young man from Llanelli
who met a young lady called Peggy
She got herself hot
by reaming his bot
and filming it all for the telly

It doesn't scan, must try harder.

[EternalOptimist]

It doesn't scan, must try harder.

I'd like to see you do better when you're a thousand years old and smell like a dung heap

[Churchill]

I'd like to see you do better when you're a thousand years old and smell like a dung heap

You may have a point there!