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Best excuse to use for working from home

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    Best excuse to use for working from home

    Any ideas? I am bored senseless.

    Already done the plumber / hot water not working thing.

    Need something fresh and new!

    P

    #2
    "I will be working from home tomorrow".

    HTH
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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      #3
      Yep.

      Or 'I'll not be on site tomorrow, is there anything particularly urgent you need delegating?".

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        #4
        Just get a contract where the client expects you to be working from home the majority of the time.

        Anyway there are loads of deliveries of bulky furniture you can have i.e. sofas, wardrobes, fridges, washing machines, freezers, tumble dryers.....
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #5
          Originally posted by Peter Loew View Post
          Need something fresh and new!
          P
          "The wife needs a good seeing to and I'll need a lie in after that"

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            #6
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            "The wife needs a good seeing to and I'll need a lie in after that"
            Wimp

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              #7
              "I'm tired of the commute and am looking for something closer to home. "

              Too blunt....perhaps. But then my client was desperate.
              McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
              Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                #8
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                leprosy.
                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Peter Loew View Post
                  Already done the plumber
                  Was he any good?
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    "Every trip to/from the office creates 14kg of Carbon and January was already the warmest on record. You wouldn't want a tropical spring time would you?"

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