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More "stating of the bleeding obvious"

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    More "stating of the bleeding obvious"

    Sunday 'worst sleep' of the week
    Coffee's for closers

    #2
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Too much tossing in bed, huh?
    I'm Spartacus.

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      #3
      I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. How come your bed seems 500% more comfortable than ever on a Monday morning?

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        #4
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. How come your bed seems 500% more comfortable than ever on a Monday morning?
        How do you know what my bed feels like on a Monday morning? Unless you're Spartacus of course.

        Or it could just be a cunning double bluff.

        Or not.
        I'm Spartacus.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Spartacus View Post
          How do you know what my bed feels like on a Monday morning? .
          You two haven't been doing a spot of pegging, have you?
          No hang on you're one and the same. Can you peg yourself?
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. How come your bed seems 500% more comfortable than ever on a Monday morning?
            Well if you would like to give me a £300Million grant i'm sure that my crack team of scientist can do some detailed research and provide you with an answer.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
              Well if you would like to give me a £300Million grant i'm sure that my crack team of scientist can do some detailed research and provide you with an answer.

              Don't forget to include study of the effect on climate change. No chance of getting a grant without that.

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                #8
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. How come your bed seems 500% more comfortable than ever on a Monday morning?
                This is an interesting area of superstring theory. Apparently the muons in the mattress form a weak attraction to the leptons in your back and the FTL particles in your pyjamas have a strong tendancy to the black hole. Having your hand rubbing yer boner whilst thinking about the bird in HR probably doesnt help either.









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                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  If anyone needs any help in bed, I'm your man.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Captain Jack View Post
                    If anyone needs any help in bed, I'm your man.
                    That has the ring of desperation to it. You a minger?

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