Squirrel camouflage

[EternalOptimist]

Why are squirrels so rubbish at hiding?. They dont follow any of the usual best-practice for staying hidden and its bound to all go horribly wrong for them if they are not careful.
Shape, Shine, Shadow, Silhouette and Spacing. (Five S's of Camouflage).

Take the fourth one for example, silhouette, then look at the avatar of AtW, the little b*gger is just asking to be shot with an air rifle or crossbow or something

[AtW]

Shape, Shine, Shadow, Silhouette and Spacing. (Five S's of Camouflage).

You forgot the 6th S - Shutup.

[Jog On]

You forgot the 6th S - Shutup.

That's the one the squirrels use to stay alive - does anyone know what a squirrel sounds like? (apart from AtW)

[blacjac]

"Squeltch"?

[daviejones]

You have to admit, they can be very good at hiding in the grey background though eh?

[EternalOptimist]

That's the one the squirrels use to stay alive - does anyone know what a squirrel sounds like? (apart from AtW)

Little skwerl, furry skwerl
we want to know your accent
twitchy skwerl, nutty skwerl
do you make a noise like skippy ?

do you chatter little skwerl
like a chatty chipmunk
Little skwerl, furry skwerl
make a noise for me

[Clippy]

You forgot the 6th S - Shutup.

Perhaps you could lead by example?

Cue not so witty retort

[Bear]

Take the fourth one for example, silhouette, then look at the avatar of AtW, the little b*gger is just asking to be shot with an air rifle or crossbow or something

I use an air rifle!

That's the one the squirrels use to stay alive - does anyone know what a squirrel sounds like? (apart from AtW)

They squeak very loudly when hit!

HTH

[Churchill]

Why are squirrels so rubbish at hiding?. They dont follow any of the usual best-practice for staying hidden and its bound to all go horribly wrong for them if they are not careful.
Shape, Shine, Shadow, Silhouette and Spacing. (Five S's of Camouflage).

Take the fourth one for example, silhouette, then look at the avatar of AtW, the little b*gger is just asking to be shot with an air rifle or crossbow or something

When you're that f'ing hard, you don't have to hide!

[AtW]

They squeak very loudly when hit!

You are a scum.