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Squirrel Poem

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    Squirrel Poem

    ATW squirrel climbs a tree
    To say hello to a bumble bee,
    Squeeky squeek, buzz buzz buzz,
    But nick my nuts and I’ll call the fuzz

    Buzz off, flee, you fuzzy tailed rat,
    Or you’ll make a handy front door mat,
    But I thought you were as sweet as honey,
    All bizzy and buzzy on days so sunny.

    Down he climbs to count his nuts
    and checks the news for some tax cuts
    Not a chance, his nuts are less
    Gordo bee’s got him in a mess

    He seeks for Sas, his geeky mate
    To calculate a higher rate,
    Mal, oh Mal, what can I do?
    Join PCG before it’s all too late.

    #2
    Way too much free time.

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      #3
      Don't give up your day job....

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        #4
        Hey a poem on here that rhymes! My kind of poetry!
        It's about time I changed this sig...

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          #5
          There was an old woman called Denny
          Who offered "pegging" for a penny
          The first was Troll
          She used a large plastic ball
          But he was only the first of many
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            There was an old woman called Denny
            Who offered "pegging" for a penny
            The first was Troll
            She used a large plastic ball
            But he was only the first of many

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              #7
              Originally posted by Denny View Post
              ATW squirrel climbs a tree
              To say hello to a bumble bee,
              Squeeky squeek, buzz buzz buzz,
              But nick my nuts and I’ll call the fuzz

              Buzz off, flee, you fuzzy tailed rat,
              Or you’ll make a handy front door mat,
              But I thought you were as sweet as honey,
              All bizzy and buzzy on days so sunny.

              Down he climbs to count his nuts
              and checks the news for some tax cuts
              Not a chance, his nuts are less
              Gordo bee’s got him in a mess

              He seeks for Sas, his geeky mate
              To calculate a higher rate,
              Mal, oh Mal, what can I do?
              Join PCG before it’s all too late.


              I even forgave you usage of ATW

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                There was an old woman called Denny
                Who offered "pegging" for a penny
                The first was Troll
                She used a large plastic ball
                But he was only the first of many
                Can you rhyme in algorithms?

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