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My little brother had a rabbit when he was little but it died (it was only a baby). My mum planted it and every time she did he would dig it up - he was only about 4 at the time. This went on for days. She'd stick it in the ground and he'd dig it back up. He used to carry it by its head and eventually it had this little head and bulbous body connected by a very long thin neck. Eventually she had to chuck it in the slurry pit to stop him resurrecting it.
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
My little brother had a rabbit when he was little but it died (it was only a baby). My mum planted it and every time she did he would dig it up - he was only about 4 at the time. This went on for days. She'd stick it in the ground and he'd dig it back up. He used to carry it by its head and eventually it had this little head and bulbous body connected by a very long thin neck. Eventually she had to chuck it in the slurry pit to stop him resurrecting it.
I don't know why but I found that hilarious. (Everybody is looking at me thinking i'm mad for cackling away...)
He also had a dog (s h 1 t t y sid was it's name for an obvious reason) and it took to sheltering from the sun under the wheels of the Land Rover. My mum removed it from the gene pool when rushing out.
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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