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    Squirrels...

    Or rather a lot of ex squirrels...

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

    Squirrel pie.

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7206813.stm

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    Once we're tipped off about the greys, we move in and set traps which are instantly effective.
    Zeity, have you been on the hotline again?

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        #4
        Er, look, I'm going to go underground for a while, ok? If anyone asks, you've not seen me - you don't know where I am, in fact, just deny everything. Thanks guys, I know I can count on you.

        <scamper>

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          #5
          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Er, look, I'm going to go underground for a while, ok? If anyone asks, you've not seen me - you don't know where I am, in fact, just deny everything. Thanks guys, I know I can count on you.

          <scamper>
          Is this about that Crimewatch piece again ?
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Or rather a lot of ex squirrels...

            Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

            Squirrel pie.

            Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

            http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7206813.stm

            According to the BNP, red and grey squirrels cannot live alongside each other, because reds cannot compete for food against the larger and more powerful greys. Greys also wish to build mosques and claim on the social.
            Bloody racist scum.

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              #7
              "UK native red squirrels are dying out because they cannot compete against the larger grey populations."

              Aheeemmm... it's not our fault if these red squirrelesses aren't such beauties.... and believe us, we tried to help but we quickly went back to our fully shaped grey squirrellesses. We also were not sure if the squirrell society would accept half grey, half red squirrells. Our society is simply not ready for that yet.

              "According to the RSPP, red and grey squirrels cannot live alongside each other, because reds cannot compete for food against the larger and more powerful greys."

              Sure, when we signed up for the gym they were too lazy to come with us and now..... who's to blame?
              I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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                #8
                I think I'm going to try a new diet.

                I'm tired of eating chicken during the week and paying exorbitant prices for beef, pork or lamb so what I'm going to do is organise a trip to a local park and shoot a few squirrelts. I'm sure I could also get a few rabbits along the way so they also would be a welcome change to go in the freezer.
                It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                  I think I'm going to try a new diet.

                  I'm tired of eating chicken during the week and paying exorbitant prices for beef, pork or lamb so what I'm going to do is organise a trip to a local park and shoot a few squirrelts. I'm sure I could also get a few rabbits along the way so they also would be a welcome change to go in the freezer.
                  Come and get us.....

                  http://www.puromycin.co.uk/gallery/a...quirrelGun.jpg
                  I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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                    #10
                    On the ed' son.
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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