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    Working at McDonalds for a week..

    I’ve been entertaining myself with the idea to work for a week at McDonalds. I reckon this will be the best working week in my career – it will only require about 0.1% of the concentration you need to put in software. It can be as good as vacation

    Plus it will be fun – you staying there with all the grads, making sandwitches – people coming in and telling their children “ Now this is why you have to study , sweety , so that you don’t have do what this gentleman has been forced to do” … you , noticing that , slip in – Don’t worry hun , I make three times what you are making – that BMW outside is mine actually. And then the mother nodding negatively to her child – "see .. he has lost his mind …

    #2
    Quiet. Your cheap Audi should impress those young girls (aka jail baits) at McD too.

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      #3
      You think working at McDonalds is easy. Never been near one have you?

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        #4
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        Quiet. Your cheap Audi should impress those young girls (aka jail baits) at McD too.
        I think you are most impressed of all. Can't seem to stop talking about it..

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          #5
          Originally posted by 2uk View Post
          I’ve been entertaining myself with the idea to work for a week at McDonalds. I reckon this will be the best working week in my career – it will only require about 0.1% of the concentration you need to put in software. It can be as good as vacation

          Plus it will be fun – you staying there with all the grads, making sandwitches – people coming in and telling their children “ Now this is why you have to study , sweety , so that you don’t have do what this gentleman has been forced to do” … you , noticing that , slip in – Don’t worry hun , I make three times what you are making – that BMW outside is mine actually. And then the mother nodding negatively to her child – "see .. he has lost his mind …
          Mines' a king size burger with cheese, easy on the onion, but generous with the tomato and lettuce. Plus a large fries and Sprite please.

          I bet it's quite hard work requiring quite a bit of concentration dealing with multiple orders at once.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
            You think working at McDonalds is easy. Never been near one have you?
            exactly what I was thinking. I remember my boss's boss saying how he wanted to swap places with the coffee bar chap. I put him straight. Just as well I am indespensible really...

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              #7
              Originally posted by 2uk View Post
              I think you are most impressed of all. Can't seem to stop talking about it..
              Atw is worried you might impress Denny too much...

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                #8
                Originally posted by 2uk View Post
                I think you are most impressed of all. Can't seem to stop talking about it..
                I like Audi A3. It is a nice small wee car. But it's nothing impressive or exclusive - basically nicer shaped Golf.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Denny View Post
                  Mines' a king size burger with cheese, easy on the onion, but generous with the tomato and lettuce. Plus a large fries and Sprite please.

                  I bet it's quite hard work requiring quite a bit of concentration dealing with multiple orders at once.
                  Now wait there Missy , say that again slowly so that I can write it down... ( an then enjoy her expression ) .. It will be awsome , I am definitely doing this someday..
                  Last edited by 2uk; 28 January 2008, 21:35.

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                    #10
                    2UK, think you would fail the hygiene test - you are too hairy.

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