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    Healthy Ninjas

    What is the life expectancy of a Ninja nowadays?
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

    #2
    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    What is the life expectancy of a Ninja nowadays?
    Depends whether or not they work for Ninja Burger. Those lunchtime free meals really clog up those arteries.

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      #3
      Originally posted by daviejones View Post
      What is the life expectancy of a Ninja nowadays?
      Long if they are good: Ninjas are not cannon fodder as shown in some bad movies, but spies - their skill is to remain undetected.

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        #4
        Originally posted by daviejones View Post
        What is the life expectancy of a Ninja nowadays?
        You're 10 years old, aren't you?

        SASGuru, here's another one for you.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          You're 10 years old, aren't you?

          SASGuru, here's another one for you.
          Nearly 10,,,hey, that means we are the same age...!!!
          "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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            #6
            Originally posted by daviejones View Post
            Nearly 10,,,hey, that means we are the same age...!!!
            You didn't go contracting in China by any chance, did you?

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              #7
              Originally posted by daviejones View Post
              Nearly 10,,,hey, that means we are the same age...!!!
              No it doesn't.

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                #8
                I'm 32 this summer. I don't expect to live much past 50 with all the extreme partying I've done in years gone by.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  I'm 32 this summer. I don't expect to live much past 50 with all the extreme partying I've done in years gone by.
                  I didn't expect to live much past 30 with the silly amounts of drinking I did in Germany...I am way too old to do it now and it takes me 2 days to recover from a good night out!!!

                  Still, if I could have my time again, I would probably do the same things...
                  "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
                    I didn't expect to live much past 30 with the silly amounts of drinking I did in Germany...I am way too old to do it now and it takes me 2 days to recover from a good night out!!!

                    Still, if I could have my time again, I would probably do the same things...
                    You want to leave the Tizer alone my lad!

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