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Oxymoron of the day

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    Oxymoron of the day

    Peter XXXXX is now Principle Team Leader at Pathway...
    Anybody out there ever met a RecCon with principles?

    #2
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Anybody out there ever met a RecCon with principles?
    It's funny that it sounds like raccoon, very cute looking animal.

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      It's funny that it sounds like raccoon, very cute looking animal.
      They stink too!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        They stink too!
        But they have morals, so that is a plus in their favour!!
        "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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          #5
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          They stink too!
          That's slander! Mods remove this post!!!

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            #6
            Peter XXXXX is now Principle Team Leader at Pathway...
            The clue is staring you in the face.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Not to slag off Archimedes, but wouldn't he also have needed a pivot, or was he planning on using the moon?
              http://www.bluejumper.com

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                #8
                Originally posted by Fran View Post
                Not to slag off Archimedes, but wouldn't he also have needed a pivot, or was he planning on using the moon?
                You've been thinking again, haven't you?

                Oh Dear...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Fran View Post
                  Not to slag off Archimedes, but wouldn't he also have needed a pivot, or was he planning on using the moon?
                  He used Atlas's shoulder.

                  HTH
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fran View Post
                    Not to slag off Archimedes, but wouldn't he also have needed a pivot, or was he planning on using the moon?



                    fulcrum
                    It's Deja-vu all over again!

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