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If you were going to die how would you like to go?

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    If you were going to die how would you like to go?

    Personally I would like to be having s*x with Kylie Minogue - then just as I get the vinegar strokes an Elephant sits on my a**e.

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    If...?

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Personally I would like to be having s*x with Kylie Minogue - then just as I get the vinegar strokes an Elephant sits on my a**e.
      Huh???
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #4
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Huh???
        Turning Japanese

        HTH
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #5
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          Turning Japanese

          HTH
          huh???
          It's Deja-vu all over again!

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            #6
            Don't mind how I die as long as I have enought time to put a shoe in my boxers.

            No reason really its just going to confuse the hell out of whoever finds me.

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              #7
              If you were going to die how would you like to go?
              I'd like to go just before the millionth universe I had been in since it's inception collapsed back into its origin.
              It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                #8
                In a flying saucer pileup on the M1 high-altitude parallel extension

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Huh???
                  From Roger's Profanisaurus:

                  vinegar strokes n. male The final, climactic stages of intercourse or masturbation. ... The phone rang just as I was getting onto the vinegar strokes. ...
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Personally I would like to be having s*x with Kylie Minogue - then just as I get the vinegar strokes an Elephant sits on my a**e.
                    sticks its trunk up

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