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    In trouble!

    A manager gave me names of people he wants me to train.

    He gave me a name called Nazism. Not on the email system.

    It was a guy called Nazeem, looks like he spelled checked and accepted all. Doh.

    I laughed as it was funny, Nazeem also really amused.

    The guy said 'It is not funny'. I thought it was a sarcastic comment, so said how it is funny (as it is!!).

    Response - icy look and said 'It is NOT funny'.

    Had to look the other way before cracking up with laughter and more stares!

    #2
    I would recommend you to check under your car every time before you drive off from your permie workplace.

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      I would recommend you to check under your car every time before you drive off from your permie workplace.
      Also every time I leave my home living opposite the mafia....

      Canning the Focus order, getting a 4X4. Easier to check.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        A manager gave me names of people he wants me to train.

        He gave me a name called Nazism. Not on the email system.

        It was a guy called Nazeem, looks like he spelled checked and accepted all. Doh.

        I laughed as it was funny, Nazeem also really amused.

        The guy said 'It is not funny'. I thought it was a sarcastic comment, so said how it is funny (as it is!!).

        Response - icy look and said 'It is NOT funny'.

        Had to look the other way before cracking up with laughter and more stares!

        You might not last too long at this permie thing at this rate.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
          Also every time I leave my home living opposite the mafia....

          Canning the Focus order, getting a 4X4. Easier to check.
          bicycle

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            #6
            Wilmslow, what are you on about this time?
            Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
              Canning the Focus order, getting a 4X4.
              Seriously?

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                #8
                On my first day on a permy job I called the Head Of Archectiture Ali and did so for the next week till someone corrected me, this was his surname his first name was J**v*d. He then went on to claim race discrimination and got 100's of k's to keep it out of papers based on the fact someone called him an IT 'guru', guru being the oh so offensive term.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by beaker View Post
                  Wilmslow, what are you on about this time?
                  Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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                    #10
                    Wilmslow, what are you on about this time?
                    I don't think even poor Wilmslow knows what he's on about, doomed to the land of permiedom that he is...oh well...another one bites the dust.
                    That boy go raaaaaaa
                    Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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