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I just walked all the way to the baker's to get my lunch...

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    I just walked all the way to the baker's to get my lunch...

    ...and back with my flies open. Why didn't anyone tell me?

    #2
    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    ...and back with my flies open. Why didn't anyone tell me?
    How many do you have?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
      ...and back with my flies open. Why didn't anyone tell me?
      perhaps they felt like a p rick
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
        ...and back with my flies open. Why didn't anyone tell me?
        It's a bit fresh for that sort of thing. Did it add some lustre to your cluster?

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          #5
          The women probably never noticed. They rarely look above the shoes by all accounts. Thinking of getting some slogans painted on my toe-caps to capture the market.

          "10 inches upwards" may be a bit too confusing for the poor dears though.

          Hell, I may have just discovered a plan B! Start with dodgy slogans aimed at women (as I can be confident no men will ever notice them*), then expand into advertising. Could have more penetration than google with the female audience.

          * which makes womens obsession with shoes all the more unfathomable.
          Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
          Feist - I Feel It All
          Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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            #6
            Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
            ...and back with my flies open. Why didn't anyone tell me?
            In this cold weather?? The phrase "where there's no sense there's no feeling" comes to mind.
            You're lucky you didn't get arrested and put on the sex offenders register for abusing food.
            It's Deja-vu all over again!

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              #7
              Originally posted by PAH View Post
              The women probably never noticed. They rarely look above the shoes by all accounts. Thinking of getting some slogans painted on my toe-caps to capture the market.

              "10 inches upwards" may be a bit too confusing for the poor dears though.

              Hell, I may have just discovered a plan B! Start with dodgy slogans aimed at women (as I can be confident no men will ever notice them), then expand into advertising. Could have more penetration than google with the female audience.
              majesticseo

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                #8
                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                majesticseo
                Actual SKA module will be released early next month

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  Actual SKA module will be released early next month
                  Do you have anyone to release it to? Any paying customers?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                    Do you have anyone to release it to? Any paying customers?
                    Yes, next.

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