Attention - please read

[EternalOptimist]

I have decided to jump on the attention-seeking bandwagon and tell all about my medical condition.
I have discovered a strange spot on the end of me tub, and last night my willie 'sneezed' at me.


I tried praying - '**** me, God whats THAT'
I tried herbal remedies - ten pints of fosters

all to no avail.

[sasguru]

I have decided to jump on the attention-seeking bandwagon and tell all about my medical condition.
I have discovered a strange spot on the end of me tub, and last night my willie 'sneezed' at me.

I tried praying - '**** me, God whats THAT'
I tried herbal remedies - ten pints of fosters

all to no avail.

Try inserting a Vicks inhaler. Painful but effective I'm told.

[PAH]

Or just ask the missus if she wants some batter on her cod. Why waste it.