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Headless body tests inconclusive
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Headless body tests inconclusive
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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What caused the death? Heart failuer or head removal - I suspect that removing the head meant that the heart stopped working but I'm no doctor. Can you live without your head? SAS seems to have managed itRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Bit like when very old people die, just from natural causes, doctors cannot put 'old age' on the death certificate as the cause. Pneumonia will usually do it tho.It's about time I changed this sig...Comment
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Originally posted by MrRobin View PostBit like when very old people die, just from natural causes, doctors cannot put 'old age' on the death certificate as the cause. Pneumonia will usually do it tho.Comment
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Have the plod visited the milliners?
'Cause everyone knows: if you want to get ahead, get a hat!
threaded in "IGMC" modeInsanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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