Losing the will to live today.....

[Wilmslow]

Went to senior management to discuss how the testers on a huge Oracle implementation will be brought up to speed – thinking requirements, reviews, walkthroughs and all of that.

The genius response from the senior dude? Give the testers the Oracle manual.

*Hastily plans exit of permiedom*

Talk about proper dilbert reply……

[AtW]

Talk about proper dilbert reply……

Maybe you should talk about proper contractor reply?

[Churchill]

Went to senior management to discuss how the testers on a huge Oracle implementation will be brought up to speed – thinking requirements, reviews, walkthroughs and all of that.

The genius response from the senior dude? Give the testers the Oracle manual.

*Hastily plans exit of permiedom*

Talk about proper dilbert reply……

You are a pre-op SandyDown and I claim my £5. Watch those ovaries!!!

[miffy]

You are a pre-op SandyDown and I claim my £5. Watch those ovaries!!!

After all this he'll still go permie and then continue to moan

[basshead]

*Hastily plans exit of permiedom*

oh ffs

[BrilloPad]

You are a pre-op SandyDown and I claim my £5. Watch those ovaries!!!

rofl

[AlfredJPruffock]

Went to senior management to discuss how the testers on a huge Oracle implementation will be brought up to speed – thinking requirements, reviews, walkthroughs and all of that.

The genius response from the senior dude? Give the testers the Oracle manual.

*Hastily plans exit of permiedom*

Talk about proper dilbert reply……

Ne’er scorn a poor Poet like me,
For idly just living and breathing,
While people of every degree
Are busy employed about—naething. *

[Churchill]

Ne’er scorn a poor Poet like me,
For idly just living and breathing,
While people of every degree
Are busy employed about—naething. *

Ah, the Ayrshire Bard?

[Chantho]

Went to senior management to discuss how the testers on a huge Oracle implementation will be brought up to speed – thinking requirements, reviews, walkthroughs and all of that.

The genius response from the senior dude? Give the testers the Oracle manual.

*Hastily plans exit of permiedom*

Talk about proper dilbert reply……

Some thoughts for your situation:


Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...

[REFRAIN]:

that suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...

[REFRAIN]

The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.

[REFRAIN]

The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat.

[REFRAIN]

The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

[REFRAIN]

A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
is it to be or not to be
and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

[REFRAIN]

'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
...and you can do the same thing if you please.


HTH