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Beadle Jokes - Bad taste?

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    Beadle Jokes - Bad taste?

    Anyone heard any good ones?
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

    #2
    He deserves a big hand for all the good work he did.
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      They were going to have a minutes silence for him at some football grounds, but the family asked for applause instead. They said he'd have liked a big hand.
      ǝןqqıʍ

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        #4
        JB is playing poker with his wife and a few friends, wife looks over his shoulder and says "That's a tulip hand you've got there darling"
        Kneel before Bod

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          #5
          All I have to add is that if life deals you a bad hand your F**ked

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