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Cannot believe what I just heard……

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    Cannot believe what I just heard……

    Rotweiler snapping in the desk next to me. A very sexually frustrated one at that (she has a striking resemblance to a very overweight and old Camilla…..)

    Rotwweiler: Commit to doing X by the end of the day

    Geek: I have other things I need to do first, but will do if I can – nothing on the go for tomorrow am

    Rotweiler: Get it done

    Geek: What would you like me to drop?

    Rotweiler: Nothing

    Geek: I am stressed, maxed out, just tell me what you want me to do and I will gladly do it

    Rotweiler: I will have to escalate to senior manager if you don’t do it

    Geek: Gladly do it, but something will have to give

    Rotweiler: Don’t to to Y project meeting

    Geek: It is mandatory – I have not been to the last one for other work you wanted me to do instead

    Rotweiler eventually agreed to the morning for the work.


    It really is something straight out of Dilbert – it was very confrontational, I thought it was going to be a full on argument!

    #2
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    – it was very confrontational, I thought it was going to be a full on argument!
    Heaven forbid!

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      #3
      WILMSLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOw



      Milan.

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        #4
        canned laughter...

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          #5
          Do I have this right? You're the geek, yes?
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            Is this an excerpt from Office Space?

            Good film if you want to remind yourself why permiedom sucks so much.
            Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
            Feist - I Feel It All
            Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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              #7
              Sounds like my pm
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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                #8
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                Do I have this right? You're the geek, yes?
                and the rottweiler is Denny...

                Older and ...well, just older!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
                  and the rottweiler is Denny...

                  I've always thought of her as looking more like Ann Widdecombe than Camilla
                  ǝןqqıʍ

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                    #10
                    Did you not get the memo about the cover sheet for the TPS report?

                    I'll just get them to send you another one m'kay

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