Consultant Technologies Ltd

[misterdee]

Is anyone using Consultant Technologies Ltd

I have initially been impressed with there service and am new to the contractor market...

If anyone has had any dealings with CT Ltd then id be greatful to hear !!!

cheers
misterdee

[realityhack]

<blackadder theme tune>Spam spaaaam spamspamspamspamspam spaaaaam
Spam spaaaaam spamspamspamspamspam spaaaaam spam</blackadder theme tune>

[Churchill]

<blackadder theme tune>Spam spaaaam spamspamspamspamspam spaaaaam
Spam spaaaaam spamspamspamspamspam spaaaaam spam</blackadder theme tune>

Spam - Shirley?

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

[Captain Jack]

Is anyone using Consultant Technologies Ltd

I have initially been impressed with there service and am new to the contractor market...

If anyone has had any dealings with CT Ltd then id be greatful to hear !!!

cheers
misterdee

their

Can you provide a link to their website, Mr Dee?

[Churchill]

their

Can you provide a link to their website, Mr Dee?

SKA can!

[misterdee]

Url

www.consultant-tech.co.uk

take it easy guys...A) Im new here B) need some advice...

[Churchill]

Don't touch them with a barge-pole!!!

[Ardesco]

www.consultant-tech.co.uk

take it easy guys...A) Im new here B) need some advice...

Looks like a load of old tosh to me. They say they will save you money and they are not an MSC yet have no details at all on their website. They say you are employed but don't explain how you are going to get the money out of them so I assume it comes out via PAYE. In which case they are a standard umbrella company. If that is the case why bother with an IR35 assessment as IR35 is irrelevant if you earn all your money through PAYE, you are paying the tax anyway.

Steer well clear IMHO.

[PAH]

Steer well clear IMHO.

Unless the totty on the front page has you in a vice-like grip. Then I think the least you can hope for is to be screwed.

[ladymuck]

I think I might set myself up as one of these umbrella company types. Looks a doddle! Who wants to sign up to Ladymuck Payroll Enterprises for 5% of earnings plus VAT with no dispensations?